Posted by: pro_junior
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Date: May 21, 2007 09:21PM
Rules for Men and Internet Dating
(Don’t Let Them Waste Your Time and/or Money)
Regarding Females Posting Photos
1. If she does not post a photo, she is either hiding something (her looks), or she is just plain hideous….RUN!
2. If she posts a photo of something other than herself(a sunset, a beach, a flower), then she is fat, ugly, both, or hiding a physical deformity.
3. If she posts “artistic impressions” of her photo, i.e. drawings, etchings, paintings etc.…then she is fat, ugly, both, or hiding a physical deformity.
4. If she posts photos of her cats, dogs, kids etc., YOU will always be 3rd or lower on her priority list.
5. If her posted photos look as if they were taken at a night club, bar, restaurant, casino….then she is an attention whore, and you will wear yourself out (and your wallet) trying to keep up with her and her “social” events.
6. If her posted photos feature other men who have been “Photoshopped” to hide their identity, then YOU will be among a cast of many men in her life, and she may be sleeping with all of them, or none.
7. If her posted photos suggest she is slightly overweight or plump, then she is FAT. If she had a better photo of herself, she would post it.
8. If her posted photo suggests that she is “colorful”, “wacky”, “bohemian”, then she is just plain vanilla “CRAZY”.
9. If her posted photo suggests that she has an “exotic” look, then be aware of the following formula: Exotic + 10 years = Bizarre (cat lady bizarre)
10. If her posted photo suggests that she is a whore, then she is a whore, hit it and quit it fast.
What the words in her posts really mean
1. “I look younger than I am” – desperate female with a shelf life of about 5 more years. Pulling out all the stops (surgery, makeup, wigs, etc) to trick you into telling her how hot she is, or worse yet, to marry her .
2. “Full of Life” – Bipolar
3. “BBW” – Walrus
4. “Large Framed” – Walrus
5. “Curvy” - Walrus
6. “Happy with self” – Unhappy with self
7. “Loves Animals” – Crazy cat collector, house smells like cat pee
8. “Fun Loving” – Manic
9. “Disease Free” – She went to the doctor to make sure
10. “Fit” – She joined a gym, but never uses it
11. “I’m not looking for a father for my children” – Maybe not, she just wants you to pay for them.
12. “Looking for THE one” – She does nothing but watch movies and believes in fairy tales. You will never live up to her expectations because they are make believe.