When the ship made it into port, a young sailor asked his well seasoned mariner buddy if he'd give him a tour of the local hot spots, so off they went.
As they walked along the young sailor pointed out a hot blond and asked "Ever slept with a blond babe like that?", to which the old hand just said, "Sure, lotsa times.".
Making their way a bit further on the young pup spied a delicious brunette and asked his buddy "Ever slept with a gorgeous brunette like that one", to which his friend again replied "Sure, lotsa times.".
A cuppla blocks further on they happened upon a sexy red headed babe and the younger salt quizzed his friend "Ever slept with a hot red head like that one?", to which he replied "Not a wink!"