Texas time is only an hour or two earlier than me, this is more like Nome, Alaska time, almost to the International Date Line.
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Everything seems to be working very well now but I think you need to reset the clock - it seems to be off by a few hours. I checked my personal settings and am in the correct time zone. Seems like a minor problem but sometimes minor problems can affect other areas and cause real problems. Thanks again for your hard work and this great site. Checked this posting as soon as it came up and it
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You're makin' me feel really old with this "who's George Carlin" stuff. The guy has a really great mind for one of us old farts. He's old enough to be my dad so I've been hearing his stuff for a long, long, long time. He's great. Check him out, kids.
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We appreciate all your efforts to make this a great site. Thank you.
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Guess I'll have to buy a round of Aricept with a Cerefolin chaser for all y'all. Now what did I do with that percription pad I copped from the doctor's office?
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Only if spending 400 bucks a month so that you can do things like remember the paperboy's name gives you a buzz. She keeps telling me, "Don't get old," but I don't like the alternative. You guys just need to stay away from the stuff that gives you a buzz and I bet your memories will improve.
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It's OK, digger, my 81 year old mother has been taking some great drugs that have helped stop her memory slide. I'll see if I can score you some, buddy.
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You're repeating yourself, digger. I'm tellin' ya, the memory is the first thing to go.
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You're absolutely right, zxz 555, they do make it easy to skip right past, though it's a terrible waste of space. I find it much less annoying than something unavoidable like being caught in traffic near one of those soon to be deaf folks who has the baseline thumping so loudly his car is jumping around. For those of you who have not raised children, this vicunt invasion is just a phase which
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Spam, eggs, spam, spam, and spam.
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Could it be the asian chick at the donut place who's comin'? I heard she's got more holes than you can shake a stick at.
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Not funny, shaDEz. My wife had severe depression and used your solution 15 years ago. She didn't come back. Left me alone with one son just a week shy of his fourth birthday and another still in diapers, not to mention her parents, brother, sister, grandparents, nieces, nephews.... Oh, yeah, and this was after trying the drugs & drink thing. So I get depressed, too, and have thought abo
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At least these vicunt twits aren't out blowing up their neighbors while they're doing this. While it's still pretty anal, creating their sillines is still better than building bombs. They'll soon realize that telling the same joke over & over again gets old and get some new maretial. How about it, losers, can't you do any better than your current meaningless drivel? I think you're smarter
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It's an acronym which describes the morons who keep using it. Viral Infected Crazy Undersexed Noxious Twits
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1. Wish I knew. 2. Wish I knew. 3. I know you know the answer to that one, digger, I've seen your landscape posts. Nice.
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Personally, I don't know much about Muslims, and I try to see everyone one at a time for who they are. I really hope that foul, illiterate diatribe by avengerx and all those idiots with their IED's aren't accurate representations of people who worship Allah or we really are all in trouble. Why don't they try doing something constructive instead of acting like barbarians? In the USA, which so many
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So, phrixxion, your talk about the Almighty and sinuses makes me think that the big bang was actually God sneezing and we're all just tiny globs of snot that have been blasted through time, but when we die God just snorts us back up again? You're sick. But wait! If we're all made in God's image as the Judeo-Christians believe, and if we're all just boogers, then God must be an Almighty Booger
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Hey, pulse, if he eats both he'll end up looking like me (image/33127). Kirsty, it is a shame that you're in the UK while digger's in the USA, but isn't it also wonderful that we have this ability to bring so many people from such distant places together in this forum to form relationships, whether good or bad, and state our views (as well as post some wonderful views) with such freedom. When
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I'm no prude, I like porn613, but I think it's a good thing that it's separated from plus613 in deference to those with different tastes. Both sites deserve their place.
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Hey, I've got one of those 56k dialups (I shall ever be a walking anachronism) and in the couple of months since I discovered this wonderful site it's worked pretty quickly except for one episode that lasted for a day or so. Thumbs up!
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