Two hookers were walking down the street together one night when one of them says, "We're gonna make some good money tonight; I can smell dick in the air." The other one replied, "No, that was me. I just burped."
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They won't be satisfied 'til they become cyborgs, digger.
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They're ba-ack. Am I gonna have to do another sacrifice?
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Thank you, oh plus613 gods. I knew a human sacrifice would work. I'm gonna miss that guy, though.
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Same thing on the other side.
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Just logged on here and I'm gettin' the red x when I click on any thumbnail. Was workin' fine early this morning. I'm dyin' for my plus613 fix, man. Ya gotta help me. YA JUST GOTTA HELP ME! God it hurts. IT HURTS, MAN! SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GET ME A FIX!
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Boy named Sue.
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Because he uses his real name in a world with so many idiots like you, anonymous, I think he's got a far bigger set of balls than you do. My real name is Paul. By your logic does that make me a saint or a pope? I've seen a guy in the local newspaper whose name is Doodles. That's his legal name. Does that mean he draws a lot? Who pissed in your Wheaties today, anyway? There might be a few
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I agree with you, Kim, if ever there was a case where the punishment should be the same as the crime, this is it. Maybe all murderers should be executed in the same way they killed their victims - that sounds like a more just way of doing things and might actually be a deterent.
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Could there be a punishment for this animal that would be considered cruel and unusual? MIAMI (AP) — A judge sentenced a man to death today, nearly nine years after he left a 5-year-old girl to be eaten alive by alligators in the Everglades and tried to kill her mother. Harrel Franklin Braddy, 58, attacked Shandelle Maycock and daughter Quatisha after he was released early from prison in
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to The party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
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Hi darlin', I'm relatively new here but you've got a great name.
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Boo fuckin' hoo, wt, you sound like one of my kids when I take the car away 'cause they've gone somewhere they shouldn't go. My car, my rules. Grow up, take your medicine, move on, and for God's sake learn how to spell and write, ya adolescent twit.
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underneath
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I'm not an American football fan, not a sports fan at all for that matter, but had to pass this one along for some of the guys here. A Pittsburgh Steelers fan is drinking in a Dallas bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Pittsburgh
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Bob walked into a bar at 9:58 P.M., sat down next to a blonde at the bar and looked up at the TV. The 10 P.M. news was just coming on and a news crew was covering a story of a man preparing to jump off a ledge of a tall building. The blonde leaned over to Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I think he will." The blonde replied, "Well I be
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crosstown
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Why does this thread remind me of Junior High School? I never was one for popularity/notoriety contests. I don't hate anybody on this site, though there are some who are annoying at times. I even miss aDCbeast though he was the most annoying of all. Hope he's OK; sounds like the prison at Guantanamo is a real bitch and he may be taking it hard (pun intended).
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Any idea where I can get a DVD of this program - I've got the dark ages of dial up here and I'd really like to check this out.
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'cause some weasel dick jerk off only gives pics a one
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despite
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painting
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remarkably
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with
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bottles
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him
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To me this PC and the internet are tools. I use them to find out things, stay in contact with friends and family, and collect photos, which is what brought me to this site in the first place. As with any advanced tool these things are subject to breakdowns and screwups, so I don't trust them too much, but they are interesting and useful when working properly. I don't do chat rooms or myspace or a
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Ho, ho, ho!
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I get the same thing as pro_junior. I've also had a problem just connecting to the site lately - The first time I try it almost fully connects then just stops with 2 or 3 items remaining. I have to end the program then connect a second time and it completes the process. I'm one of those backwards heathens who has IE and a dialup connection but haven't had these problems in the past. In fact, they
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