This one is really funny, well done FD.
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Lexx you have a sick sense of humour
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My snake playing on the trampoline...
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A man joins the French Foreign Legion and is posted somewhere in North Africa. After several weeks he is horny for some female action but there are only men around. He asks one of the officers about it and he says, "If you absolutely have to then you can take one of the camels". This is a bit extreme for the horny man so he passes. After another week he is even more horny and he as
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American, Englishman & Irishman jokes were all we had when I was a kid. The Brunette, Redhead & Blonde jokes add a whole new dimension. But there are similarites. * An Blonde was tired of being the subject of all those blonde jokes so she died her hair brown. She decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate her new identity. Going past a field of sheep she stopped and aske
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...said Hendrix in '69
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unemployment
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Shadey boy, did you remove some of Skulls latest images...?
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If you want me to blow you then send me a PM but in the mean time this is meant to be "Say something funny"... Not politics. You tricked me into reading it thinking it was a joke. I feel betrayed, violated and dirty.
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I can't believe I read that whole thing.
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Sorry DK but now it just way too fast! Can you 'tard it down a bit?
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Hey Klown, I'm having trouble using the "search" feature. It returns an empty set each time. Never happened before.
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Anything under a Mb should be accepted, otherwise I say it would be a firewall issue. In the old Plus613 days you could upload massive images but dial-up users complained that it took a week to upload the gallery page. Maybe DK restricts it now? The best resolution image EVER was moved to the Porn Hole during the moderator wars. Check it out... http://www.porn613.net/image/1486
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B y the way, congratulation on the Mad Poster status K-man
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My nipples are sore
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I've got a version of Safari for windows and it is very slick.
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About time you started treating this site with some professionalism! Ahem.
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Yeah, you can't start with a text document, unless plus613 accepts PDF files because openoffice allows you to save as PDF. Try it. Otherwise you need to find an image editor and add text.
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What is digg.com & stumbleupon.com ??? I don't click those things.
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What image editor are you using? You can create a new "image" in an editor (such as MS pain in winblows) that is blank but then just add text to it and save it as a jpeg. The font will pixelate a bit when you save it but it would do the job. *
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I made my contribution ages ago...
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WTF did this one come from? Ha! well done.
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It's hard to pick a fave but this is in the top ten... *
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Boo fuckin' hoo. Piss off ^T^
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You were right the first time quasi, she's a he.
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Well done Mr Kim (aka the Porn King). Awesome pic, but I don't remember seeing it when originally posted. Your last set of landscapes is excellent also.
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Yeah it's working again. Those chikin posts bring back memories.
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Hmmm, I logged into the porn site as woberto to do some work and then accidentally logged into the plus site as woberto also. It logged me in as harvey but forums are logged as woberto. DK maybe you can kill me off or merge to fix this.
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