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The kat man is right, WT had some of the funniest posts and I will miss him too. If he could somehow prove he would behave, then I am sure the admins would re-instate him, but how to do that? I don't know. Maybe a poll will get some attention.
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Dontchya just love MySQL? I spent several hours fixing up an insert statement that was generated from a CSV. Why I couldn't have access to the original data I don't know but wait until they get the bill...
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DK, having trouble UPloading images. There is an error with appostrophes in the image title.
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The cupboard is bare...
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I have detailed files...
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Darlin's last post May 22, 2005 11:09PM * Darlin's last comment January 15, 2006 06:40PM
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Well I waited until the poll was closed before I waded into this one. It was obvious that this thread was created solely for me and I am honoured. However, it also means that I am going to be even nastier than usual to Mr Bloom.
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There are very few exceptions (like this one) where you can tell the person is normal enough to give a reply. However, wherever and whenever possible you should ignore anons comments completely. They get bored and go away. It's hard to do because it shits me and I usually take the bait but ignoring stoopid comments is the best thing to do. Unfortunately it can ruin an interesting thread sometim
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I saw something on the Soccer Broadcasting Station about Cleveland in the USA. The current joke is "Last one out of Cleveland, turn out the lights". I really can't get my head around the problem but I kind of think the government should legislate for the lowest common denominator, simply accepting that people are ignorant must be protected. If they do this however, where will it end?
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This one is really funny, well done FD.
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Lexx you have a sick sense of humour
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My snake playing on the trampoline...
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A man joins the French Foreign Legion and is posted somewhere in North Africa. After several weeks he is horny for some female action but there are only men around. He asks one of the officers about it and he says, "If you absolutely have to then you can take one of the camels". This is a bit extreme for the horny man so he passes. After another week he is even more horny and he as
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American, Englishman & Irishman jokes were all we had when I was a kid. The Brunette, Redhead & Blonde jokes add a whole new dimension. But there are similarites. * An Blonde was tired of being the subject of all those blonde jokes so she died her hair brown. She decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate her new identity. Going past a field of sheep she stopped and aske
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...said Hendrix in '69
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unemployment
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Shadey boy, did you remove some of Skulls latest images...?
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If you want me to blow you then send me a PM but in the mean time this is meant to be "Say something funny"... Not politics. You tricked me into reading it thinking it was a joke. I feel betrayed, violated and dirty.
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I can't believe I read that whole thing.
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Sorry DK but now it just way too fast! Can you 'tard it down a bit?
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Hey Klown, I'm having trouble using the "search" feature. It returns an empty set each time. Never happened before.
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Anything under a Mb should be accepted, otherwise I say it would be a firewall issue. In the old Plus613 days you could upload massive images but dial-up users complained that it took a week to upload the gallery page. Maybe DK restricts it now? The best resolution image EVER was moved to the Porn Hole during the moderator wars. Check it out... http://www.porn613.net/image/1486
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B y the way, congratulation on the Mad Poster status K-man
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