First World Problems

Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: September 07, 2012 02:29PM
It was too cold outside to go pick up dinner so I had Thai delivered. Because it's crap weather it took them nearly 2 hours to get it here, by which time I wasn't hungry any more and my wife and I had already had 2 bottles of wine. Most of dinner is now leftovers in the fridge.
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: September 07, 2012 06:45PM
I trimmed my toenails and now have nothing to do for the rest of the day...
Posted by: DarkKlown [x] - (Moderator)
Date: September 17, 2012 05:18AM
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: September 17, 2012 01:17PM
I'm in hospital but I feel ok because I have internet access. Fortunately a first world problem resolved!
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: September 17, 2012 01:39PM
My silver spoon is too soft for ice-cream...
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: September 29, 2012 06:19AM
I have fallen into a bathroom synchronization with a guy at work who I never usually speak to.
Posted by: DarkKlown [x] - (Moderator)
Date: October 06, 2012 01:03PM
[www.youtube.com]
Posted by: quasi [x] - (107.31.187.---)
Date: October 06, 2012 01:53PM
I got a splinter in the tip of my index finger and now it hurts to click my mouse.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: October 08, 2012 01:48PM
some ass wipe spammer posts an unreadable forum topic sellin' some bullshit ripoff purses or some other worthless shit, it gets deleted before i get a chance to report it as spam, then it shows as a new thread for a month or so with only one new comment, and i cuss every time i click into the forum. (*finger*)
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: October 09, 2012 01:30AM
You can mark forum as read here: [plus613.net]
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: October 09, 2012 02:11AM
but when the topic is deleted, i cannot mark it as read. clown
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: October 09, 2012 02:28AM
so you don't want the purse spam deleted? confused smiley
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: October 09, 2012 02:34AM
i want them deleted and the worst virus in history sent to their e-mail. grinning smiley
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: October 09, 2012 03:39AM
You mark the entire forum as read, not the topic.

If you go to the main forum page, you should see a link under every topic which says "Mark as read". Click that, goes away
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: October 09, 2012 04:01AM
(*facepalm*) fine print(*facepalm*)
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: October 09, 2012 07:29AM
I've been using a website for like 8 years and I can't even see basic menu options. FML
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: November 22, 2012 12:07AM
You think that's bad? I had to look up what FML means. (*facepalm*)
Posted by: woberto [x] - (49.176.98.---)
Date: November 22, 2012 01:29AM
I had to babysit at a friends house and the kids didn't know the Wi-Fi password.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: November 22, 2012 02:01AM
is it fuck me lesbian?
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: November 22, 2012 02:02AM
Fuckin' Mexican Lollipop?
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: November 22, 2012 02:03AM
Freak My Leg?
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: November 24, 2012 04:02AM
[www.urbandictionary.com]

means Fix My Lighthouse. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you fix my lighthouse!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
"if you are going to take the piss out of me then why don't you FML!

Now fix my fucking lighthouse.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 24/11/2012 04:03AM by pulse.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: November 24, 2012 04:42AM
FMFL?

freak my fuckin' leg
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: November 25, 2012 03:19AM
I can't believe I spend so much time on this site.
FML (Fuck My Life, you bunch of nerds)
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: November 25, 2012 12:32PM
I know that you spaz smiling smiley I just like the urban dictionary version. Was their #1 too.
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: November 25, 2012 04:52PM
Pulse, I thought you made that shit up until I checked the link. Now I see that it was made up by someone else.

I can't believe anyone spends so much time on this site `Berto, including me, but it does have its moments and good for a laugh sometimes. I'd rather have it than not I guess.

Spaz is a good word. I've always liked it.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: November 25, 2012 08:47PM
I'm very sensitive about my spaztication!
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: November 25, 2012 10:58PM
They have special undergarments for that now, you know.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 01:20AM
i pictured that and now cannot look at my girl without cracking up.
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 02:59AM
I know it is probably safer not to ask why... or what. I suppose I should be thankful that my mind doesn't work like yours and leave it at that.
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