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Vintage Circus

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Vintage Circus

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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 08, 2012 06:10PM

Circuses smell like animal shit, clown piss and cotton candy that is made from animal shit and clown piss.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: August 08, 2012 07:13PM

So you're a big circus fan then? spinning
smiley sticking its tongue out
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 08, 2012 07:27PM

Oh, once you recover from the vomiting the circus is ok. Just steer clear of the corn dogs. The geeks won't even touch those and I think I saw the outline of one in the moose knuckle of the lion tamer guy's tights so God only knows where those have been.

I figure even if the cotton candy isn't actually made from animal shit and clown piss it has absorbed high concentrations of them from the air by the time it gets stuck to your face so it might as well be.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 08, 2012 08:36PM

i'm not sure what's worse, the fact you know what clown piss smells like, or you were scopin' some guys moose knuckle. (*facepalm*)
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 08, 2012 09:22PM

You were a bit late on cue there Skidmark. I realize this is probably too much logic for your mind to handle but what the hell...

Ever been close to a clown that didn't smell like he pissed himself? Haven't you ever been to a circus and heard some little kid saying, "Mommy, how come I can see his pee-pee through his pants?"
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2012 12:51AM

dude...you've been goin to the wrong circus
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2012 02:13PM

I was joking around. I don't really have a problem with circuses but I do wonder about the way the animals are treated. They can't be all that happy being trucked around in cages all the time.

When I was a little kid my dad took us the big B&B&RB circus and it was kinda cool but I must say that at 4-5 years old I was more interested in trains and airplanes and liked the trips to the airport and train station much better. As an adult I took some kids to a small circus here in Newport very many years ago and I was disappointed and even concerned about the sturdiness of the cage the big cats were inside for the show. It was fun for the little ones and that is what mattered anyway but I was glad to get out of there when it was over.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2012 04:17PM

When the circus comes to town they come via train...when i used to shag cans into the railyard i would see them and sometimes hear the lions roar...never saw any big dick clowns though but then i wasnt looking for them either..
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2012 05:24PM

At the small circus I mentioned it was impossible not to notice the lion trainer's "junk", not that it was impressive in any way but that he may as well have been nekkid in that getup and some of the kids were snickering about it a bit loudly, which brought even more attention to it.

The stinking clowns deserve another explanation though. A lot of the clothing and wigs and make-up stuff they have to use to do their jobs contain a certain kind plastic that smells awful when mixed with human sweat. It is similar to the ammonia smell of urine but more pungent and much worse. It is the same smell that some bras get when a chick has sweated on it and you can even smell it across a well ventilated room. It's a combination of sweat and nylon or polyester or elastic or something along those lines and it gags me. I can't stand it.