Oh, once you recover from the vomiting the circus is ok. Just steer clear of the corn dogs. The geeks won't even touch those and I think I saw the outline of one in the moose knuckle of the lion tamer guy's tights so God only knows where those have been.

I figure even if the cotton candy isn't actually made from animal shit and clown piss it has absorbed high concentrations of them from the air by the time it gets stuck to your face so it might as well be.