At the small circus I mentioned it was impossible not to notice the lion trainer's "junk", not that it was impressive in any way but that he may as well have been nekkid in that getup and some of the kids were snickering about it a bit loudly, which brought even more attention to it.

The stinking clowns deserve another explanation though. A lot of the clothing and wigs and make-up stuff they have to use to do their jobs contain a certain kind plastic that smells awful when mixed with human sweat. It is similar to the ammonia smell of urine but more pungent and much worse. It is the same smell that some bras get when a chick has sweated on it and you can even smell it across a well ventilated room. It's a combination of sweat and nylon or polyester or elastic or something along those lines and it gags me. I can't stand it.