There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!" The other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! Fuck off!"
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A bloke walks into a bar and slips up on some dog shit. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. Another bloke walks into the bar and he also slips up on the dog turd. He reaches the bar where the first man is who says "I did that". The second man replies "You filthy bastard!".
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That's according to DK time, which could be anything these days Anyway PJ, get stuck into your archive and post some more good stuff because the standard of posts lately is prettly lame.
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Real or Fake..?
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It's all relative dude...
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Big Breasted Blonde with unusual talent
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Unix time stamps are most likely set by the location of the server. I'm guessing Texas time but I'm too lazy too look it up.
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Oh, now I know that guy, can't believe I was too lazy to Google the name. * "When will Jesus bring the pork chops?" *
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Who's George Carlin?
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Hey DK, what does the red X do? Is it purgatory?
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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsin
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Q: What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night? A: Paddy O'Furniture.
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Don't tease us dude, tell us about your idea...
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It's begorra, not begoora, ya cheese eatin' surrender-monkey!
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Holy Shit Kim, when you say you "dig around" on both sites, you must be in the excavating business because you've uploaded like a billion images lately
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Forums are the only slow area I notice, only on the first page load though.
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shaDEz you're confusing it with Viscount (or american spelling vicount). Vicunt has no meaning in the real world or in cyberspace. Anyway, this idiot has gotten the attention (and a forum thread) that he craves. Let us never speak of it again.
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Confucios say; "if chain still swinging, seat still warm." Chinese for beginners; I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat Are you hiding a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Gai Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni It's very dark in here Wai So Dim
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Hi Kitty, I bet you have a picture of Pulse & DK for us..
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All spam should be removed. Racist comments, within reason, are still opinions and should not be censored. Admin can deside what is over the top.
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Get rich or die trying?
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