Odd glitch first thing this morning (here). New comments balloon not appearing on an image I recently posted ( ) on the gallery page but did appear on the "my image comments" page.
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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a st
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Great! Thanks! It was really boring staring at the blank screen all day.
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I was unable to view the site for about 10 hours today. First it was just a plain white screen then an "unable to display" error message.
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.....you use #plus613 forums for sales spam. Only a few assholes will ever see it there.
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Uh, when were weird things NOT appearing on the site?
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Shit happens, technological or otherwise.
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I was just spam blocked twice when trying to post a comment to an image. Also, last Friday the site was down for quite awhile, or at least it was for me. Would've been Friday night & early Sat. morning down under.
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I went on vacation on a cruise ship and ended up being trapped in a floating third world city for a week.
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Well, it is not a pretty story.... about 200 dead crows near Halifax, and there was concern for Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The Province then hire
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Mule Trading Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said,&q
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All seems right now but about 8 or 10 hours before my comment, in the recent images notation box on the left side my horizontal falls photo had some kind of long script that caused the box to be double it's normal width which made the gallery page extra wide. Then, just as I made the comment, the thumbnail gallery which normally appears toward the right side of the screen was at the bottom of the
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Gallery pages' layout is messed up.
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Crusty vicunts?
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Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff... went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under
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Last night I got the white screen and this morning I get a "website cannot display this page" message. Did DK spill his vodka on the server again?
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My 2x4 is only 1 1/2 x 3 1/2 but it's still a stud.
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Where I worked at for over ten years up until Jan. '09 we didn't even have internet access on the computer system, and they still don't. Being a dedicated salaried employee (yuk, yuk, yuk - more dedicated to customer service than the company) I used to do product & information searches at home on my own time on my own PC.
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I'm a croakie violater of over 25 years but it's so I won't lose my perscription glasses when I'm working up a sweat or when I'm out on the water. I usually wear one when I'm driving, too, just in case something happens and I go rollin' around somehow. And I don't wear docksiders but I often wear cheap, slip on, canvas shoes with no socks year round - hey, this is Florida, sue me.
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25, and her name's Beverly .
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Sounds like you need a wee Wii detector thingy.
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So this morning I'm on a two lane U.S. highway known for being prowled by both the State Highway Patrol and the County Sheriff and I'm doing just a tick over the speed limit of sixty mph when this guy in a pickup runs up behind me and passes me at his first opportunity. OK, good for him, he even signaled when he went into the passing lane......and the signal was still blinking five miles down the
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Only when I'm passing someone going slower.
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Maybe it's a sign I've spent too much time on facebook but I find myself wanting a "like" button on comments here.
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PUB TALES I was at the pub last night and some asshole looked at my beer belly and asked, is that Budweiser or Corona?" "There's a tap underneath," I told him, "Take a taste." *** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, got a shave and a hair cut, you'd look quite handsome." I said, "If I did th
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An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,"
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I hate when that happens. Or when I forget I'm watching it live and I try to fast forward through the commercials - rats, gotta sit through 'em!
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I don't think that's really just a first world problem.
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It's always good to know that in my neighborhood there are far creepier people than I am.
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