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My awesome homepage just informed me that I clocked 2million image views! I'm only halfway to catching fossil but time is on my side.
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I don't think a shortcut to another users comments is worthy of the mighty left hand column. You can always view your own comments and then over-type the username you are interested in. However, if you can be bothered to view someone's awesome plus613 homepage then you should be able to link straight to that users recent comments... some other crazy dude
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You can do it manually Blah. some crazy guys comments In your browser, don't forget the / at the end.
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Can I borrow it for a weekend?
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My new TV is too thin, the Wii detector thingy won't sit on top of it.
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...you're inside a sock.
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Whale v Cat
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Someone should release a beer called "Responsibly" that way they get free advertising at the end of all their competitors ad's.
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A Sunday school teacher asked her students if they knew any facts about Jesus. Susie said "he was born in a manger". Bobby said "he threw the money changers out of the temple" Little Johnny said "he has a red truck but doesn't know how to drive it". The teacher asked where he had learned that. "From my daddy" said Little Johhny "yesterday we were
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Nice one ¤¥¤
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I have too much holiday/vacation time to use up by the end of the year!
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This commercial was banned in Norway
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.
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I forgot I was watching a recording and I sat through all the commercials
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I'm very sensitive about my spaztication!
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I can't believe I spend so much time on this site. FML (Fuck My Life, you bunch of nerds)
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I had to babysit at a friends house and the kids didn't know the Wi-Fi password.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrat
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My sex was ruled offensive only in Australia.
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Is having a national sex offenders database a good idea? I found this one, type in California 90210 for a start. Do other countries have this?
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Balloons are very considerate, they have a basket attached to their underneath to catch the shit.
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The balloons have a few bugs, same as the "image title" tooltip. I think DK gave up on them years ago. Pulse, when you go back a few pages in a gallery that has been sorted (i.e. my image uploads or my image comments), the balloons start appearing on every second image even though there are in fact no recent comments.
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I have. It's hard to explain.
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I have fallen into a bathroom synchronization with a guy at work who I never usually speak to.
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My silver spoon is too soft for ice-cream...
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Before the football, I ate too much Mexican, now I can't get enough beers down to get a decent buzz.
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I have to get dressed so that I don’t look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.
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This was funny in it's time. And this.
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