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9 years ago
Mrkim
Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican . After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers 'Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.' The Pope responds, 'That is imposs
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9 years ago
Mrkim
If this video dudn get you're blood goin you'd best check to make sure you still have a pulse (<-no pun intended) BTW, that was some funny shit pulse, def a keeper
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9 years ago
Mrkim
Hey, that's some good shit there Maynard! I like a lil techno to get the ol blood pumpin from time to time PLP has a few nice "lighter" techno tunes on YouTube. Here's one This is a sweet guitar set he did I really like too . Very comforting and cozy sound Right now I have this one keyed up, love the old Creatures stuff
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9 years ago
Mrkim
Hey, hey, hey now, you can take that salad fork and ..... use it wisely
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9 years ago
Mrkim
When the ship made it into port, a young sailor asked his well seasoned mariner buddy if he'd give him a tour of the local hot spots, so off they went. As they walked along the young sailor pointed out a hot blond and asked "Ever slept with a blond babe like that?", to which the old hand just said, "Sure, lotsa times.". Making their way a bit further on the young pup spi
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9 years ago
Mrkim
Wash off the crust and keep the rest BTW ... fuck censorship! The (very) little that goes on here is palatable and reasonable. Long live Plus613
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9 years ago
Mrkim
One of my all time faves
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9 years ago
Mrkim
Finally snagged a new AVR and am in love all over again with my music. It's so chocked full of new high tech bells and whistles the manual needs to have a "manual for dummies" addendum.
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9 years ago
Mrkim
Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Rochester , NY . He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Another real life experience joke: Workin at a cement plant years ago my foreman was a rather large guy named Larry with a decidedly different sense humor. One night when we were pullin the midnight shift Larry decided to pull a joke on LD, our electrician. Larry had located a flesh colored silicone dildo and inserted a welding rod into it, bent it slightly to give it a bit of an arch, t
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Using my time machines I fast forwarded a week ahead so I could get the next winning lottery numbers. Now I have 'em and can't figure out the programming to make it go back to last week
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10 years ago
Mrkim
The car broke down on the way home yesterdee so I had to thumb a ride. A cat in a 60 Beetle finally stopped and I said "Thanks, but I'd rather keep pumpin the shoe leather express!"
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Went to the liquor store today and they were outta my favorite West Indian rum! Fargin Bastidges
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10 years ago
Mrkim
That's where the dual boot comes in as it effectively gives you a 2nd mosheen with only one Oh, oh, oh .... and you have to install Winblows 1st if ya wanna do a dual boot. If you install Ubuntu 1st Windows will require you to reformat the partition to install it. If you install Windows 1st, then Ubuntu, Ubuntu will simply repartition the drive and appropriate the necessary space needed on
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10 years ago
Mrkim
If you wanna try Ubuntu and prefer a Mac like experience then 11.04, 11.10 or the forthcoming 12.04 distros are for you Pro. If you prefer an interface more "Windozelike" then I'd install 11.04 as this is the last distro allowing the Gnome desktop option (unless 12.04 again allows that option). After installation of 11.04 in the start-up process after you input your username, wh
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10 years ago
Mrkim
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone say "I wish I could be more like you" I could problee afford a Sundee paper
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10 years ago
Mrkim
"When the goin get's tough, the tough get going!" Heard that a lot as a kid, but gas was $.28 then too
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Life as an animal must be great. Even when economic realities force a move from deli meats to the more mundane salami and bologna, the donkeys, goats, dogs and cats diet remains constant .... I wanna come back as a cat in the next cosmic go-round
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10 years ago
Mrkim
The ongoing exodus from big city dwelling is amazing. After movin to the sticks many of us now fondly look forward to the occasional rush of humanity we encounter in our hour long excursions into "town"
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10 years ago
Mrkim
True story time: While in high school I had a buddy who worked as a checker at the local Safeway grocery store. A lady comes to the register and he begins ringin up her groceries while the bag boy is merrily baggin up her stuff. He gets to the last item in her basket and courteously asks "Will there be anything else Mam?" She says "Oh my! I forgot the Tampax!" to
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10 years ago
Mrkim
'Bout time to change the oil in the car again but the sucker leaks so much it's become self cleaning. Think I'll just change the filter and call it a day
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10 years ago
Mrkim
The ol Casa needs a thorough Spring dustin/sweepin, time to open the doors, fire up the air compressor an get busy
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Sounds like it's doin what it's supposed to, which is good. When I was researchin WCing I also found a lotta disparity in the actual cooling blocks for the CPUs with some really well thought out and made, while others not. Ideally they'd be made of gold, but yeah, like that'll happen
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Curious pulse, were you runnin air cooled before so you have comparisons for the new water coolings effectiveness over straight air cooled? When I looked into WC a while back I wasn't impressed with the results and how the systems were designed. Aluminum or copper tubing with flexible connectors would be much more efficient as the tubing itself then becomes a heat transfer media. I bought a
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10 years ago
Mrkim
^^^^^ That's hilarious! ^^^^^ I have some peppers comin that I've been assured are some of the hottest on the planet. I'm lookin forward to their arrival
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Sorry to hear you guys got swindled with that nonsense. Those in favor of similar legislation here have received solid smack downs every time it's been brought up but they sure are a persistent bunch so they keep tryin
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Not funny but def a cool vid combining a night time air show and fireworks display
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10 years ago
Mrkim
148. Re: LINUX
Aww yeah baby! I've been wanting to set up Ubuntu server and try it out but the terminal only thing had me put off from doin so. Last night duggin around I came across info on installin a GUI on the newer 11.04 64 bit version. I DLed the server version .iso and installed it onto a spare 40gig HD sittin in my external HD cradle. Followed the instructions to install the GUI and badda-bin
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10 years ago
Mrkim
Wife says to husband, “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car.” He replies, “If you take it up the ass and let me blow a load of cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!” ____________________________________________________ A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed
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10 years ago
Mrkim
150. Re: LINUX
quasi, thanks for the vote of confidence. My point was a discussion on differences between the typical Windows/Mac user compared to a typical Linux person. I agree the whole More, more, more thing has an impact, but that was not where I was goin at all. I own everything but the land I live on and carry a 0$s credit line myself. If there's no $$ in the bank, I don't buy it and ... I live v
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