First World Problems

Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (107.29.120.---)
Date: April 08, 2012 02:19PM
Life as an animal must be great. Even when economic realities force a move from deli meats to the more mundane salami and bologna, the donkeys, goats, dogs and cats diet remains constant .... I wanna come back as a cat in the next cosmic go-round (matrix)
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (107.29.120.---)
Date: April 08, 2012 02:21PM
"When the goin get's tough, the tough get going!" Heard that a lot as a kid, but gas was $.28 then too (*binladen*)
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (107.29.120.---)
Date: April 08, 2012 02:25PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone say "I wish I could be more like you" I could problee afford a Sundee paper clown
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 09, 2012 12:10AM
after sending a text message to all of my cell phone contact numbers I realized auto-correct spell-check changed my message from
Happy Easter Everyone to I have a yeast infection
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 09, 2012 12:57AM
I accidentally clicked iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 09, 2012 03:26AM
i put my leopard skin jock strap on backwards today....happy easter
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (68.186.2.---)
Date: April 09, 2012 04:16AM
I heard that. Living in the sticks is a good thing mostly. I had to move from an area that had 687 people with the closest "city" at 2050 to a city that has 9989 people at last muster. I did manage to find a place on the very edge of town that is still quite pretty and close to the beach. It's nice here. Still too many damn people though.
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (68.186.2.---)
Date: April 09, 2012 04:57AM
Did the backwards jockstrap help keep the buttplug in?
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: April 10, 2012 10:47AM
That 24 hour allergy medicine never lasts 24 hours.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 10, 2012 12:13PM
how can you have the flu if you have no chimney?
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: April 10, 2012 09:37PM
I wish facebook didn't make me use timeline.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 10, 2012 10:28PM
they don't make me. but you already knew that. (*butt*)
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 11, 2012 02:38AM
keyboard shelf broke off of desk, keyboard sits on top of desk now...I still reach under desk for keyboard
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 11, 2012 09:06AM
I took such a long shower this morning that the hot water ran out.
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 11, 2012 10:54AM
I'm not on facebook so I don't think I have any friends
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 11, 2012 10:54AM
Also living in the sticks would drive me batty. Smallest place I've ever lived was 100k people, Melbourne has near 4 million and I'm about 3 miles from the centre of it.

Can't handle the peace and quiet smiling smiley
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 11, 2012 10:55AM
I get pissed off every time I login to plus613 and nobody has updated the IOTW
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 11, 2012 11:26AM
Ditto
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 16, 2012 08:52PM
two girls are fighting over me, the ugly one is winning...
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 17, 2012 04:42AM
what are you pissed for W? yours has been up since last Easter. smiling bouncing smiley
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 17, 2012 09:58AM
My bucket of Coke from McDonalds doesn't fit in my new car's cup holders.
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 17, 2012 10:04AM
My bucket of coke from Columbia doesn't fit up my nose
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 17, 2012 01:21PM
my bucket of balls won't fit in my pants
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: April 17, 2012 02:50PM
I completed my bucket list; now what?
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (68.186.2.---)
Date: April 18, 2012 01:32AM
When in doubt take a nap.
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (72.56.161.---)
Date: April 18, 2012 10:45PM
Went to the liquor store today and they were outta my favorite West Indian rum! Fargin Bastidges hot smiley
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (72.56.161.---)
Date: April 18, 2012 10:52PM
The car broke down on the way home yesterdee so I had to thumb a ride. A cat in a 60 Beetle finally stopped and I said "Thanks, but I'd rather keep pumpin the shoe leather express!" clown
Posted by: GAK67 [x] - (202.36.8.---)
Date: April 18, 2012 11:13PM
Last weekend I woke up at 11am and couldn't decide whether to have a late breakfast or an early lunch.
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (72.56.161.---)
Date: April 19, 2012 02:07PM
Using my time machines I fast forwarded a week ahead so I could get the next winning lottery numbers. Now I have 'em and can't figure out the programming to make it go back to last week (*facepalm*)
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (68.186.2.---)
Date: April 19, 2012 03:40PM
Press the Rewind button.
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