DK is a jerk
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is it? bugger.
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Heh nah all good thanks though We've installed our new core DB, just doing testing before cutting the site over. 2 x 10 core (20 thread) Xeon, 128GB RAM, 8 x SSD
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Ah spew, I missed it.
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try now
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Fixed porn. I dunno what's wrong with uploads on plus. I'll smack knobface and see if he can figure it out.
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You were always classy
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Probably also should keep away from ol' Bling Bling's crack pipe
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I've changed most things to using SSL / https today. Things like viewing images, forum etc should give you a neat little padlock when browsing in chrome. I don't know why the gallery doesn't. I don't see any non-https content in there. But whatever. Either way, it's now secure to send me all your credit card information. Let me know if you see anything more broken than normal.
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Other. Cataloguing his massive VHS collection of 70s porn
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g O a T s . . .
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I'll introduce you to some classic 90s Australiana TISM Everyone else has had more sex than me - Greg the stop sign - TISM were popular on the main youth/alternative radio station (Triple J) in the early-mid 90s. Most of their stuff was banned from any mainstream outlet, with songs like "I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt" or "I'm on the drug that killed Riv
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ew
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Personally tested for quality by FD
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Probably nearly first from 2019, too
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Hmm I haven't noticed any particular slowness, but it wouldn't shock me. Yeah top list and a few other DB query heavy things don't work anymore. The main server is pretty much on its knees these days (the one we installed earlier in this thread in 2012!) .. I've had to massively increase the amount of connection handlers we run (5x increase), because we were running out of them and it was disp
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I think I've fixed the image comment stuff; seems to work OK now, so let me know if any issues, I haven't really tested it (and hacking php isn't my speciality)
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Yeah I just noticed that too. Image comments t gives a 500 error but it saves the comment. The redirect isn't working or something
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The admins around here are downright strange. I agree it all feels faster. DK also moved it all to php7, which seems like it has a lot of good performance improvements. The database was all upgraded too, so that'll help as well.
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So we've upgraded all the webservers today; hence the outage for a while Anyway, so far everything feels a lot quicker, let us know if you notice anything weird
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Must be something about May .. gotta say I'm feeling it all again, especially after some of the quality uploaded lately.
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goat boy
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rape me
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sausage said
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dishwasher bicycle kumquat fishbag mankini hipster salad
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The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drunk driving." The policeman is shocked. "I
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and just like that, in a flash
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But they said it was too small
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Don't want to be your monkey wrench
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I don't think I would
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