I have only ever been a small part of the 'community', and definitely not an original, but it gave me some entertainment. I'm now just an occasional lurker, but I'd miss it if it was gone.
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Pulse, DK Can anything be done to stop the spam attacks via image comments and forum posts?
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Lewis is such an arrogant little cry-baby.
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In order, Alba, Biel, Clement, Simpson.
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The thumbnail of the image I uploaded this morning still isn't showing and if I try and go to the upload page I'm getting a blank page. I'm using Chrome.
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Thought I had somehow come to the wrong site this morning but then I noticed it was the same load of crap from the same arseholes (I'm referring to the content, not the website). I kind of agree with Onyma's comments above, but I'm sure I'll get used to it. Well done guys.
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In honour of DK's jokes: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? The pilot. Stop being a racist f**k!
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I got it right Blah - you tell the ant joke first so that when you ask the second joke the people you ask think the answer will be something about ants, but it's obviously not. I can't believe I'm having to explain elephant jokes to (presumably) an adult.
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Yeah, what Blah said. We all give each other shit on this site, but in a situation like that I truly hope he's doing ok.
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How do you fit 4 elephants in a Mini? 2 in the front and 2 in the back. How do you fit 4 giraffes in a Mini? Take the elephants out first. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia. How do you know there's been 4 elephants hiding in your refrigerator? The Mini's parked outside. Why do elephant soles have wrinkles? To give ants a 50/50 c
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A more serious MVA? He seems to have a heavy right foot.
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That one reminds me of this one: One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked who was in the first one. "My wife," the man repl
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Theory? You underestimate me my good sir!
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I want my Scooby Snacks!!!
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AvantGarde Gothic
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Tw Cen MT Double checked - close but not quite
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2005-01-09, so that means 8 years and 3 days (so far) wasted on this site with you fuckers.
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A North Island police station received this question through the feedback section of a website: "How it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?" A sergeant replied with this ... "First of all, let me tell you ... it's not easy. In the Palmerston North and rural area we average one cop for every 505 people. Only about 60 per cent of t
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"i want the option to be able to reach through the screen and knock the shit out of a few people" - it's nice to know you're thinking of me fossil (and yes I am assuming I'm on that list). I think the "allow auth via open account methods.. ie facebook/google+ etc" might bring some new blood to the site - so it's probably a good idea. I also think having some of the featu
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YouBoob
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Personally, with the larger preview and title I can tell if I am interested to look at it further. I don't need to know the uploader.
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Anyone else feeling under appreciated by pulse?
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When a woman wears a bikini she is exposing approximately 90% of her body. It is a testament to the chivalry of most men, and to their respect for women, that when they encounter a woman in a bikini they will not dwell on this exposed flesh and will instead look predominantly at the areas that are still covered.
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Last weekend I woke up at 11am and couldn't decide whether to have a late breakfast or an early lunch.
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Unfortunately the office I work in is predominantly middle aged women so the radio is set to an easy listening station At least last week they were playing 80's classics which took me back to my teens, but I wouldn't want to listen to that all the time.
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I'm not having any problems - you need to check things at your end Blah.
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My neighbours....the lesbians next door.......asked me what I would like for Christmas. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex Now don't get me wrong, it was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
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I would say not just in the USA, berto. Any law enforcement officer with a drawn gun should be obeyed without much delay, in my opinion.
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That is one lucky cyclist.
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Yeah, as a NZ sports fan I am forever hopeful that our cricket team will pull off an upset, which they occasionally do, but I know it is a rare thing
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