I knew this guy, he told me this, but I don't know if it's true. He said that one day he was riding through North Carolina and he saw a sign that said: "VASELINE-POWERED CAR FOR SALE." He thought this was pretty odd, and he had plenty of time to waste, so he decided to follow the signs to look at the Vaseline-powered car. He drove for about 5 miles and finally came upon
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Wrong! I shaved the beard and I never wear a bikini...
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I don't think necrophilia can produce a baby bro for me. Nice try though.
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This bloke with Tourette's Syndrome walks into the most exclusive restaurant in town... 'Where's the pissing, mother f*cking manager, you c*ck sucking arsewipe?' he inquires of one of the waiters. The waiter is taken-aback and replies,'Excuse me sir but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here. I will get the manager as soon as I can'. The manager comes over and the bl
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Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother. Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job. Q. What's the differen
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The turkey is dead, that was a poor impersonation by a jive-less biyatch.
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Banana.
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I think I burned that bridge... Anyhoo, the Admins will announce who and when they are ready to try moderating again. The sites future is still uncertain...
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Pull my finger...
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I love that story about all the keyboards being tampered with when he moved into the whitehouse.
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We never stay on topic so why should this thread be any different. It's all Bush's fault!
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When the sites split, Pulse, DK & the boys were too lazy to sort the porn from the plus so there were thousands of photos (and ratings) in the porn hole that should't be there (in my opinion). The main work I did as a mod' was to move images =back= from the porn site. The other mod's were doing a (too) good job of cleaning up the plus site and shaDEz was keeping the totally obscene stuff aw
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How to Shower Like a Woman; Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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Anyone who complains about non-original images should get a camera and stop complaining. Or have a tinker with photoshop or whatever. Re-posts are a fact of life, remember not =everyone= has seen those pics. It doesn't hurt anyone. Old images are my fave because I have a wierd memory system. When I see one kicking around that I remember seeing once years ago, I post it here for future reference
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To explain to others, as a moderator I was having my own images deleted by another moderator, without explanation. Right or wrong I decided I knew who it was and proceeded to flame her into the witness protection program. I was only just getting started with the cyberstalking when she freaked out because I knew where she lived, worked, stopped for the paper in the morning, shopped, her fave fast
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=Finally, click here to see all the previous IOTW images!= Yep, still broken. DK it would be good to ge this going because image of the week is good incentive for some better quality posts. Plus there have been some really good one (even if there has been a long time between drinks).
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Well, he seems like a kid, I could be wrong. Either way he's green and has a good sense of humour for this site.
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Well said festus. Give the kid a hand.
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My newest posts take position number 21 instead of going to the bottom of the list. This is a bit odd...
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The New Written Word New Official EU Language: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be kn
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PMS Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs de
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A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a ship's steering wheel attached to the front of his trousers. In fact, it looks like he's got his dick stuck through the center of it. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! You've got your dick stuck in a steering wheel!" The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know, it drives me nuts!!"
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I too am offended by that joke. Anyway, can anyone remember the joke/transcript of a guy on a phone sex call and he ends up pissing in the laundry hamper? I can't find it anywhere...
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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Dallas, Texas awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly enrolled at Montana State University, from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their div
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I think DK & Pulse need to trim the porn interface and make it "set and forget". ie Keep it running but remove most of the forums and the ability to create new ones, so you don't need to administer the site so often. Spend all you time and money making plus613 better for us!!! We will appreciate it more than the average porn user. That's my AU$0.02 worth (and that's not much).
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Recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1)
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Pulse you slack-aresed-bastard.! Thanks Mr Klown. And a good choice too.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him i
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