oooooooooooooohhhh Stiffler please, your command of the english language dazzles me with each dying moment. Why don't you and Gruff get a room and get it over with?

Very good Pieter, fine use of sarcasm. As for the difinition, I googled it, anybody with a vague knowledge of the internet can do this. Even you. Try it, it's fun.

"And btw, gruff, your mom taught me how to suck balls at the asian whore house she operates and penetrates."

Geezer, crack open your Strunk and White's and tell me what the subject of the last verb in this sentence is.

pen·e·trate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pn-trt)
v. pen·e·trat·ed, pen·e·trat·ing, pen·e·trates
v. tr.
To enter or force a way into; pierce.
gruff, it means your mama is so ugly, she has to barge into the whore house she already owns just to suck some balls. Its sarcasm. Ask Stiffler, he just wrote an essay on it a few threads ago. LMAO

GEEZ! SNIFFLER you just keep on bitch & moan,moan & bitch,whimper,whimper you should have been born a woman.PLEASE GEEZER get him some toilet paper so he can wipe his tears,blow his nose & wipe his mouth.

She "penetrates the whorehouse", geezer? I'm afraid that doesn't make even the most rudimentary kind of sense, my little friend. For one thing, if she operates the whorehouse, she doesn't have to "barge in", does she? She's already there. Secondly, "penetrate", when applied to people, suggests surreptitious entry - e.g. she infiltrates herself among the working girls so as to pick up some of the trade - but this is in direct contradiction to your intended sense of "barge", i.e. "entering roughly and disruptively". May I recommend a course in remedial English at your local community college?

And look up the word "sarcasm" while you're in the community college library. It doesn't mean quite what you think it does.

Per Stiffler, verbatum (that means that I'm quoting him, gruff)ARCASM; A form of verbal irony in which apparent praise is actually harshly or bitterly critical. Everything I said would qualify as sarcasm, because it really is ironic that your ugly whore mom taught me to suck the balls that she wanted.

And she taught me well...wait a minute, she really isn't that great. She should have swallowed to prevent you.

geezer, sounds like these anonymous posters want to get together with you for some quality time down at the notel motel where they can PENETRATE your leather canoe with the bottom kicked out.

gruff, don't be mad just because I'm right. Its only internet banter. And my English is correct. You actually should read what you posted to me. You proved me right on every use of the word penetrate . You're just mad that you mom IS ugly and she HAS to barge into a place she already owns to suck off people who don't want her to. Stiffler, I don't want a date with your mom and dad again. She smelled like fish and his Viagra wouldn't kick in.

There really are some fuckwits on this site that can't even see the sarcastic banter between stiffler & gruff at the beginning of this post....DUMB ASSES!
I've just read the whole thread and the beginning bit is funny as fuck, so once more to the 'virgin' kids that mistook it for 'gay' talk.....DUMB ASSES!
Obviously stiffler and gruff are intelligent enough to know what they are talking about, but as for everone else on here..."go on then one more time"...DUMB ASSES!

And I'll spell ASS'S as ASSES if I like

I enjoy reading the pree little thig's(three little pigs) Gruff,stussy & sniffler. geezer you should write a book,I'M quite sure you can find a cartoonist that will help,you can donate some of the profit to plus613.How about it Dark Klown?

Thanks for your interest, sarcastic or not, appreciated. I think it would be nice if you gained an identity if your gonna talk to admin, did your mum and dad never tell you it's rude to not introduce yourself? I think thats why people remember names like ours to often have a dig because we appear all over this site and are not afaid to speak our minds, mock, chat etc etc. Soooo many people do what we do but they all have one thing in common...(and it isn't that they need to grow a pair)....ANONYMOUS!

Maybe I'm just a dumb woman, but the first part of this conversation sounds like gruff being flirty and coy with Stiffler. It wasn't funny. It was like being in a bar, with your buddy hitting on the closest whore he could get to talk to him in the joint. The conversation took a turn for the better when I joined. HAHAHAHA!! I FUCKING ROCK!!!

geezer "wrote": "Per Stiffler, verbatum (that means that I'm quoting him, gruff)ARCASM; A form of verbal irony in which apparent praise is actually harshly or bitterly critical. Everything I said would qualify as sarcasm, because it really is ironic that your ugly whore mom taught me to suck the balls that she wanted."

You're trying to get that community college degree on the cheap, aren't you, geezer, my tiny hairless companion! Let's do this by the numbers, shall we? We begin with irony. Irony, as you may one day learn, is concealed dissembling. Your first homework assignment is to look up the word "dissemble" in a dictionary! (That's a big word we use for a book that has the meanings of a lot of words in it! It's pronounced "dick-shun-air-ee"! Hope that helps!) Report back here in two days' time and demonstrate to me your understanding of the concept of "dissembling"! From there I can slowly and patiently guide you to forming, for the first time in your short life, a mental grasp of irony that does not derive exclusively from female Canadian pop singers! I think you'll be very surprised!

PS: "Verbatum" is spelled "verbatim"! I grow tired of your solecisms!

Anonymous@22568, great idea about us writing a book! Maybe you can edit it, as your language skills are demonstrably top flight! Your comma splices are outstanding!

PS Have you ever been irrumated by an Armenian?

Wow all these posts on a forum topic about me. It's really pretty boring but if this is my fifteen minutes of fame then what the hell I'll take it. Lol.

gruff, I apologize. I mistook you for a dumb whore. You are really a smart ass bitch. I hope that it can take you far in life, the further, the better. Please forgive my mispellings. I am not an all knowing cock bite, like you.... BTW dissembling is what your mom does in the whore house, so she can get to lick some balls.

stiffler look's like somebody has it in for you.I think I know who.I believe it's none other than the three legged man,now bend over and take it up the ass you faggot.

You still have a day and a half, geezer!

gruff, you remind me of a person I know. This person is very educated and very well read. They have a masters degree and the capability to make a six figure income. But they have no common sense. JUST LIKE YOU. You can try to impress everyone with your "grasp" of English. Great. I'm glad you can spell. Too bad you have to go to the internet and hit on "guys". You must be a real fuck up. Too dumb to make a rational decision. Or would that be rationale? You should know, book worm. I hope next time you get some money, you spend it on a boob job. Spending it on correspondence courses won't get you laid.

gruff posted on January 8, 2005, 2:48 pm
I'm that old Anonymouse. I just love seeing the name "Stiffler" up in bright lights! Three cheers for Stiffler everybody!


NOW COME OVER HERE AND STICK YOUR STIFFLER UP MY ASS WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!

Still a day and a quarter, geezer! Don't lose hope!

To quote Will Ferrell,"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

gruff=internet whore

Geezer, you remind me of this movie I saw once. It was a long time ago, I can't remember what it was called. Maybe it was an after-school special. Anyway it was about this high school kid, he wanted to be on the track team, but he was a mongoloid, right? Like a major retard. And the whole movie was about him struggling to overcome barriers and get on the team, and training, and running in his spare time and shit like that...lots of slo-mo shots of him grimacing with long distance pain in the rain. Real moving. So anyway he finally gets on the track team and gets placed in the big run at the all-state meet. He's carrying the school on his shoulders, it's the first time a mongoloid has run for the school, all eyes are on him. The race starts, and...he totally gets his ass kicked. He's so dead last the race officials go into overtime just to let him finish. But y'know what? Everybody stays and cheers the little guy on. They're all crying and cheering and clapping, and the kid is crying and panting but running, running, running his little heart out for his team, his school, everything that's good and true in the world...

Geezer, you remind me of the retarded kid in that movie.

Ummm, that's a Garth Brooks video, about three minutes long. Its called "Standing Outside the Fire". Movie, huh? Took you that long to watch it and get the concept? You have no common sense whatsoever.

You probably saw that shit yesterday.

Took you four whole minutes to think of that last one, ey there geezer!