hey man, if it ain't on the menu we don't got it. How about a chicken sandwich? We run out a chicken but we got some other stuff and you won't taste the difference, I promise you.
Our chicken like sandwiches only contain 2% real chicken anyway, the rest is breadcrumbs and animal fat in water pressed into the shape of something that doesn't look much like chicken.
We also have dairy like milkshakes which contain less than 0.1% dairy products but are chock full of protein and animal fats.