Posted by: shaDEz [x] - (24.126.136.---)
Date: April 07, 2007 07:00AM
so what is estre anyways?
what is with these friggin' bunnies?
what the fuck do coloring eggs have to do w/ jesus?

well it all goes back to the very first etsre after the jesus was executed and all the xtians were sad... this magical bunny came and laid a bunch of different colored eggs... then jesus hatched from one of the eggs
and that is what ester is all about and so we drink a bunch of tequila
so eryone get drunk and have a happy friggin erste
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.243.---)
Date: April 07, 2007 04:10PM
they way i understand it is: Mary Magdalene held out an egg and said Jesus has no more risen from the grave than this egg in my hand is red, it then turned red. then the rest of the story was fabricated even further by religious zealots and story tellers through time.
Posted by: brokntoad [x] - (216.129.254.---)
Date: April 07, 2007 06:42PM
would drinking eggnog on E'-r be sacreligious?

Posted by: shaDEz [x] - (24.126.136.---)
Date: April 07, 2007 09:14PM
no... but only as long you place your sac on the holy image while you sip it, see the two sacreligious acts will cancel each other out and you will be safe, however if you do not place your sac on the image and drink the eggnog the easter bunny will chew off your sac when you go to sleep
Posted by: quasi [x] - (64.215.250.---)
Date: April 07, 2007 09:19PM
You're a very sick young man, shaDEz.
Posted by: Placelowerplace [x] - (71.117.215.---)
Date: April 08, 2007 02:49AM
Dude! That is one of the most messed up funniest fuck fucks I have read in a long ass time......................
It wouldn't be the same though with out fossil's input on it..........

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