woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2026 08:03AM

So this is what Atlassian do for customers?
At least that's how I understand it, maybe they do software too, what do I know.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2026 08:28AM

Atlassian takes your money then leaves a bag of flaming shit on your doorstep.

Then they charge you per user, per month, for each person that a) does, or b) COULD stomp on the flaming bag. Whether they did or not.

Fuck I hate their shit. Really sticks to your moccasins. Oh and they also charge you by volume of shit that sticks to them.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2026 08:40AM

Current share price $155 Aussie.
I might buy one.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: August 13, 2026 10:34AM

I've .. "used", and I use it loosely, Jira for a while. Absolute pile of shit. Agile is garbage but it's something all the project managers have pivoted to because they've realised normal project management is considered old. Can't stand it.

Confluence is horrid too, but better than Jira. It's basically just wikipedia for corporates, but the search function is ass.

I really just hate Atlassian software. That's all they do though. "Cloud services".