ImNotLikeEverybodyElse Report This Comment
Date: April 15, 2013 04:37PM

"so you are good at remembering your dreams"

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 15, 2013 04:53PM

i will be using this one.

ImNotLikeEverybodyElse Report This Comment
Date: April 17, 2013 04:00PM

This was weird;

"Going to the lodge was experiencing car problem up the highway, but I got there. Once there I noticed both front tires were deflated. I went to the cafe and I had to piss. I could see what seemed to be restroom but women were coming out of it so I walked out of the cafe into the hallway that went around to the other side of the cafe and found the men's room. I walked in and women were in it. But not reacting like usual when accidentally walking into a women restroom. I walked back out and a police was standing guard. Could hear the fuzz. He wasn't there when I went in. Reread the sign and it read men and I saw a couple men walking in. Went back in and men and women were sharing this restroom so I'm like what the fuck and proceeded to the middle urinal of three on the right to piss. Wake up"