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While I was sleeping

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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 20, 2013 07:54AM

My house is the only one on this 7 acres. I figured he was looking for a shoplifter who ran from Wal-Mart across the street.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 20, 2013 12:10PM

Ok. Keep telling yourself that. winking
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Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: November 20, 2013 01:21PM

If they came wanderin up spotlightin by my place, which is almost 1/4 mile off the road they'd do well to have a better excuse than that handy if I asked.

"Yeah detective, when I saw someone up here spotlightin and stepped out the door, they hit me with the light and I thought it was someone out spotlightin deer, so I shot 'em, figuring I'd hold 'em for the game warden to clean up."

"Why did I empty the clip? Well I'm a pretty bad shot."

"Really? I hit him 5 times? Wow, must've been my lucky day!" spinning
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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 20, 2013 01:31PM

Ok. Keep telling yourself that. winking
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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 21, 2013 06:51AM

We get shoplifters running through here frequently. Usually I am up when it happens and hear it on my scanner then go outside and watch for him and tell the cops which way he went. If he runs close enough to me I will hold him at gun point and notify the cops I have him.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 21, 2013 09:08AM

I'm just kidding ya. Walmart should pay you a reward.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: November 21, 2013 02:35PM

For takin care of errant cops? Oh cool, where do I sign up Dancing
Green Banana!

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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 21, 2013 10:24PM

So, you want to kill cops and have Walmart pay you for it. Hmm...
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 22, 2013 10:23AM

The cops around here know me and know I am an ex-cop so they usually check in with me when they get a runner since I have security cameras around. Not only is Wal-Mart across the street but the Elks club is right behind the house and Lowes right behind them. (sarcasm font)This is a wonderful place to live.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: November 22, 2013 11:12AM

Kill cops?? I didn say that, just said take care of errant ones.

I'd never say I wanted to kill cops ... at least not publicly or in print drinking
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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 22, 2013 01:36PM

No you did not say you wanted to kill cops in those words, however you did joke about shooting one five times. It's all big talk hot air anyway.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: November 22, 2013 03:20PM

Yep, yep, yep, you're right, that'd be an awful waste of good ammo (*facepalm*)

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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 23, 2013 06:36AM

We got pulled over yesterday for not wearing seatbelts. He let us go with a warning because we are old and drive a minivan. It is good to be be old, he never even asked if there were any weapons in the car, good.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 23, 2013 06:46PM

Yeah Kim, Keep the violence in cartoons, movies and video games where it belongs. smiling
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JG, just put the fucking seat-belt on, it's not that big a deal.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: November 23, 2013 10:11PM

JG...
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 24, 2013 08:07AM

I wasn't me this time it was my wife who forgot. I forgot to ask the cop exactly who has to have their belts fastened, just the driver or everyone in the front or everyone in the vehicle? I don't drive anymore and I feel I shouldn't have to wear one.

Comas are overrated and I have to irritate you blah.



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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 24, 2013 11:55AM

I don't find you irritating, not even annoying, just stupid.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 25, 2013 07:37AM

That is your opinion, opinions are like assholes everyone has one and some stink worse than others.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 25, 2013 09:59AM

That might be true, I don't go around smelling assholes so I have no first hand experience with it.

It is widely known that if you say enough stupid shit someone is eventually going to call you stupid, especially on the internet.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 27, 2013 06:58AM

You may think what I say is stupid but a lot of people agree with the things I say.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 27, 2013 10:31AM

That doesn't really mean anything, it depends on what you said that they agree with and it also depends on how intelligent they are. I have even agreed with you about a couple of things you've said here, they just weren't stupid things. Sometimes you make some sense but it seems to me that most things you say don't, and I say something about it because they are so stupid, it surprises me that very few people here tell you that you're being stupid. I feel inclined to say something about it because somebody has to say something about it, it's just too stupid not to. Maybe the rest of the regulars are just being nice. Maybe they just don't want to bother about it. Just because they don't say anything doesn't mean they agree with you either.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: November 28, 2013 08:38AM

What you call stupid may just be from your point of view or derived from your past. What I tend to say is based on my point of view and my past of over 60 years. Some of what I say is designed to get a rise out of people, like alien space crafts are going to land on White House lawn or the government is watching through our TVs. When I talk about our rights it is to show the slippery slope we are already on and if we don't stop our slide we will hit bottom without any rights whatsoever. This is why your comments don't make me angry or bother me in any way. I probably only have 20 or 30 years left on this world so getting angry is not productive in the time I have left.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 01, 2013 11:41AM

I don't think you understand that it is not my intent to get a rise or a reaction out of you at all. I honestly don't give a shit about that. My only intent is to tell you that you are being stupid because you are and I am quite frankly surprised that no one else here besides PJ says so. The things you say that I call stupid are so fucking stupid that it really amazes me that more people don't say so. It is a simple as that and even you should be able to understand that much.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: December 02, 2013 08:19AM

But to tell someone what they are saying is stupid is only to get a rise out of them otherwise, why would you take the time to bother? Some people care what others say about them so to say something negative about them gets a rise, which is why people say negative things. Like you, I agree with some things you say but unlike you I tend to not call the things you say stupid, I just try to post opposing statements.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 03, 2013 09:55AM

I have already explained it to you but you just don't get it. Your mind is stuck.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: December 03, 2013 07:43PM

You two are truly great adversaries.
If I win the lottery I will come back to America and set up a cage fight so we can end this once and for all.
FD & Madmex could be the undercard.
Televised live on plus613.
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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 03, 2013 09:03PM

Go back to trolling yourself ya sicko.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: December 04, 2013 07:08AM

What's the difference between a duck?



One leg's both the same.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 04, 2013 09:04PM

Don't make me call Jesse Ventura.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: December 04, 2013 09:39PM

If you hit the lottery you'd best brought yurass on down to Texas 'berto! We can def find somethin to get into while you're here ... babes, booze and hell, maybe even a jail cell. No matter what, it'd be somethin for the papers Dancing
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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2013 07:05AM

Don't forget the stump broke cows Texans have you can get into.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2013 12:49PM

heh jgoins said something funny
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2013 12:57PM

Good'n JG.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2013 04:42PM

How else would you get into them? I'm only 5'5"
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2013 07:43AM

Well Wobie you could shoot one and try necrophiliac bestiality.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2013 10:16AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2013 01:20PM by BlahX3.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2013 02:31AM

JG what was the name of that celebrity website you used to own?
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2013 07:55AM

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