If they came wanderin up spotlightin by my place, which is almost 1/4 mile off the road they'd do well to have a better excuse than that handy if I asked.
"Yeah detective, when I saw someone up here spotlightin and stepped out the door, they hit me with the light and I thought it was someone out spotlightin deer, so I shot 'em, figuring I'd hold 'em for the game warden to clean up."
"Why did I empty the clip? Well I'm a pretty bad shot."
"Really? I hit him 5 times? Wow, must've been my lucky day!"
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