Lexx Report This Comment
Date: September 16, 2009 07:02AM
Hello, Animal Control..
I'd like to report that I was just attacked by a lizard.
Oh my, did he bite you, are you hurt?
No I'm allright, in fact I am doing great!
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
So what was the problem, why did you call us and say you were attacked?
I called because I really need to have someone come out here and tell me I'm not
totally insane for seeing a talking lizard walking around on his hind legs.