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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2008 07:47AM

Just a stones throw from The Tomb Of The Unregistered Voter and within striking distance of the soon to be reconstructed Slagheap Nuclear Power Plant.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2008 07:52AM by BlahX3.
Lexx Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2008 10:25AM

And in the same cemetary as the tomb of the unregistered voter we have 23 toombs of long since dead voters that were not only registered to vote by ACORN, in a state where ID wasn't carefully checked all 23 of them voted for Obama.
zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2008 01:46PM

waaaaaah! Obama did it! (but not as bad as Bush did it before him)
Lexx Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2008 03:14PM

People just don't know how to take a joke anymore.

So much flaming and negative immature comments on this site lately.

Stop acting like grade school brats and let's get back to being adults on here please.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2008 05:26PM

i know you are, but what am i?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2008 11:18PM

My daddy can kick ur daddy's ass!the finger
smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2008 01:07AM

yer mommas soooooo fat.....
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2008 09:48PM

....the back of her neck looks like a pack 'o franks?
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2008 09:54PM

your mama so fat...I needed a sherpa just to get up on her
<rimshot>
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2008 09:58PM

Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat, she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries!
Your Mom is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.
Your Mom is so fat she could sell her shade.
Your Mom is so fat that you couldn't store her on a 4000 hexabite hardrive!
Your Mom is so fat that her wedding picture was printed by Hagstrom.....in a three-volume atlas.
Your Mom is so fat she has a homeless family living under her
Your Mom is so fat, she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps
Your Mom's butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milkdud.
Your Mom is so fat she was overthrown by a small militia, she's now know as The Republic of Your Mom
Your Mom is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up.
Your Mom is so fat she had a dream of marshmellows and when she woke up her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat, when she went to the top of the St. Louis Arch it turned into a McDonald's sign.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton,Toronto, Qubec.......
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom
Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom's so fat were in her right now.
Your mom is so fat, the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on the scale.
Your Mom is so fat she bungie-jumped and went straight to hell!
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat, she blocked all the light out in plato's cave.
Your Mom's so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale.
Your Mom's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat she when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your mom is so fat she sat in the back of a bus and made it ride wheelies.
Your Mom is so fat, she gets in the bathtub and the neighbors' toilets overflow.
Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a parachute for a dress.
Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom's so fat, every time she turns, its her birthday.
Your Mom's so fat, that after we finished having sex, I rolled over twice, and I was still on the Bitch!
Your Mom's so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater, she looks like a football field.
Your Mom's so fat, when i get on top of her i burn my ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Your Mom's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Your Mom's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Your Mom's so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Your Mom's so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to f**k her!
Your Mom's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your Mom's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Your Mom's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Your Mom's so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Your Mom's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Your Mom's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Your Mom's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Your Mom's so fat she's got her own area code!
Your Mom's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Your Mom's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Your Mom's so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Your Mom's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Your Mom's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Your Mom's so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Your Mom's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Your Mom's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Your Mom's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Your Mom's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your Mom's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Your Mom's so fat when she back up she beep.
Your Mom's so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Your Mom's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Your Mom's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Your Mom's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Your Mom's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Your Mom's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Your Mom's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your Mom's so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Your Mom's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your Mom's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Your Mom's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Your Mom's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Your Mom's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your Mom's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Your Mom's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Your Mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Your Mom's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Your Mom's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Your Mom's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Your Mom's so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your Mom's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Your Mom's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Your Mom's so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Your Mom's so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Your Mom's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Your Mom's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Your Mom's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Your Mom's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Your Mom's so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Your Mom's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Your Mom's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Your Mom's so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Your Mom's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Your Mom's so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Your Mom's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Your Mom's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Your Mom's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Your Mom's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your Mom's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Your Mom's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Your Mom's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Your Mom's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Your Mom's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your Mom's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Your Mom's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Your Mom's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Your Mom's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Your Mom's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Your Mom's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Your Mom's so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Your Mom's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Your Mom's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Your Mom's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Your Mom's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Your Mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Your Mom's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Your Mom's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Your Mom's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Your Mom's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Your Mom's so fat she influences the tides.
Your Mom's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Your Mom's so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Your Mom's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Your Mom's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Your Mom's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2008 10:02PM

and my favorite.....when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. smiling
bouncing smiley
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2008 10:24PM

And this is how a Firesign Theatre quote becomes a sting of repeating yo momma jokes and a plethora of other bullshit. Say it on Plus613 and watch the shit happen! LOL!smileys
with beer



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2008 10:25PM by BlahX3.
GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: November 10, 2008 10:59PM

You can't seriously think that Yo Momma jokes started with Firesign Theatre! I had never heard of them before the previous post, but I guess it is possible that they popularized the saying. Shakespeare used 'your mother' jokes and he was well known for using popular language in use at the time, so I think Firesign Theatre may have picked it up from elsewhere!
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: November 11, 2008 01:31AM

and my favorite.....when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time




roflhot smiley


gonna use that un tommorowthumbs
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zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: November 11, 2008 01:53AM

the sad fact, yo momma smokes crack,
she got aburnin' yearnin' & there's no yurnin' back
yo momma so fat