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Are you fucking serious?

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Are you fucking serious?

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90130_ Report This Comment
Date: January 13, 2008 04:47AM

A woman voting on anything other than American Idol or her personal favorite type of chocolate is like watching a small child run full speed into a wall. Clearly the fundamentals are understood. The child runs, it’s going somewhere and there’s no doubt about that. The child can run. But very quickly one comes to the understanding that somewhere, somehow, the process has been perverted. Then comes the wall. Then comes the crying.

Women would vote for Hitler. Not because a woman could be talked into buying a catsup Popsicle while she was wearing white gloves, but because women are all fascists.

Don’t believe me? Let’s leave the constant threat of castration out of it for the moment. That makes it a slam dunk in my book, but that’s fine. Women are just “joking” whenever they play fascism card #1.

How about oppressive dictatorship by force or threat of violence?

Anyone who’s married will tell you a lot of things. The first of which will be, “Don’t get fucking married for any reason you dumb shit.” But a likely secondary is that marriage is not a democracy. What is it then?

Marriage is a fascist dictatorship of oppression — and so is any relationship with a woman. Work, professional, “professional”; they’re all the same. If you don’t like the flavor of the Kool-Aid and you want to add some mix, prepare to have a wailing siren of bullshit go off in your ear. That’s assault and that’s oppression. That’s enforcing your opinion through the threat of violence. If you press the issue, prepare to receive the threat of withheld friendship — or even sex whether it’s applicable or not! There was another man who pulled the same kind of shit. Yep, Hitler.

The biggest women/fascism link is a woman’s reliance on violence. Women will be the first to hit during any kind of dispute. It’s not even a percentage. It’s as much of a guarantee as it is that the sun will rise tomorrow. And as men we can all understand that the sun rises because it’s actually a star that our planet rotates around, therefore it is guaranteed to rise. We are able to remove ourselves from our personal point of view and understand that the sun isn’t rising at all. It’s actually us who are spinning around the sun. Women don’t even fucking know that.

Every morning when a woman wakes up at the crack of 10:30 she’s thrilled to shit to see that the sun’s in the sky again and her fake orange tan will look just as radiant as it did yesterday. That’s one of the biggest reasons why women shouldn’t vote. They don’t know fucking anything about anything. They know nothing.

But that’s not why women would vote for Hitler if given the chance. Say what you want about the merits of an individual ethos of governments as you will. You’re all men and therefore deserve the right to express opinion unmitigated by slander or censure. What I’m saying is that by an intrinsic party affiliation — fascist — all women would check the box marked ‘Kill Or Savagely Beat Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With Me’. That fact has always held women back more than any mythical glass ceiling.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 13, 2008 08:07AM

Lmao! My wife just smacked me when I laughed!
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: January 13, 2008 10:21AM

Unfortunately you are probably right. It has been empirically proven beyond any doubt that it is absolutely impossible for any man to understand women. Men aren't from mars, they're from earth, and women aren't from venus either, they are from some fucked up Bizzaro World. I love my wife and daughter and my female friends more than I can express, but they drive me completely nuts every fucking day. For example, yesterday my friend brought me a pack of cigs and some beer. She also brought over some good weed and we got good and baked. Then she slammed the cigs down, stormed out the door saying, "No charge!" like I'd fucking killed someone. Was it because I forgot to pay her for the cigs and beer? Shit, I was stoned. Big fucking deal. All she had to say was something like you owe me so many $'s and I'd get my wallet out. But no, she had to make a federal case out of it and I'm like, good God, who did I rape and kill today?

I've lived with and around women all my life and invariably they ALL yell at me for no apparent good God-damned reason. Even my 3 year old daughter bitches me out every fucking day. Is it because I'm a lush and a pothead? No. My wife is a lush and a pothead, too. So are just about all the people I know, so it isn't that. It's because I'm male. Oh, fuck me. What's the use?

Would I vote for Hillary? I don't know. Probably not, but not because she's a woman. I probably won't vote for any of those lying bastard politicians up there. They are all worthless sacks of shit as far as I'm concerned and I'd be more likely to write in the man in the moon.
zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: January 13, 2008 12:50PM

haha Blah, hate when people do shit like that, it`s like: hey! I`ve been thinking about this for ages why didn`t you notice? And then they chuck a wobbly. Sounds like your friend is needing to lay off the booze until the mood swings calm down a bit. If you try to talk to her about it she will probably say: I shouldn`t have to tell you, you should just know. smiling
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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: January 13, 2008 02:11PM

Well, as it turns out, she was pissed off at my wife, not me over the beer. Makes sense, right?

Just fucking shoot me, but not before I have another beer and a hit, ok?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 13, 2008 11:14PM

People are dumb........ 20 years of Bush/Clinton and if she gets in, at least, 4 more years, that's 24 years in the United States of America with two families "in charge", the stupid people deserve whatever they get......... sheep!

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90130_ Report This Comment
Date: January 14, 2008 01:05AM

Your pal Ron Paul is no solution either. He's a fuckin' walking casket with no real plan or directive, and you are just as much if not a BIGGER sheep for buying into this campaign's bullshit and spamming this site with it. He certainly will not be the Republican nominee. He is merely a "plant" to take critical support away from the real party contenders which will almost certainly ensure a democrap victory.