Unfortunately you are probably right. It has been empirically proven beyond any doubt that it is absolutely impossible for any man to understand women. Men aren't from mars, they're from earth, and women aren't from venus either, they are from some fucked up Bizzaro World. I love my wife and daughter and my female friends more than I can express, but they drive me completely nuts every fucking day. For example, yesterday my friend brought me a pack of cigs and some beer. She also brought over some good weed and we got good and baked. Then she slammed the cigs down, stormed out the door saying, "No charge!" like I'd fucking killed someone. Was it because I forgot to pay her for the cigs and beer? Shit, I was stoned. Big fucking deal. All she had to say was something like you owe me so many $'s and I'd get my wallet out. But no, she had to make a federal case out of it and I'm like, good God, who did I rape and kill today?

I've lived with and around women all my life and invariably they ALL yell at me for no apparent good God-damned reason. Even my 3 year old daughter bitches me out every fucking day. Is it because I'm a lush and a pothead? No. My wife is a lush and a pothead, too. So are just about all the people I know, so it isn't that. It's because I'm male. Oh, fuck me. What's the use?

Would I vote for Hillary? I don't know. Probably not, but not because she's a woman. I probably won't vote for any of those lying bastard politicians up there. They are all worthless sacks of shit as far as I'm concerned and I'd be more likely to write in the man in the moon.