SkullandChains Report This Comment Date: April 26, 2010 08:41PM
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'EconomicStimulus'
payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a
Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers... . See More
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set,
thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy byspending
your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money willgo to China or Sri
Lanka .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,Honduras and
Guatemala ..
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will goto management
bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.
)
Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a
yardsale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 27, 2010 06:24AM
Ya'll see dat behind ma smilin' ass? Dat ma house and all ma bitches.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 27/04/2010 06:24AM by 90130_.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: April 29, 2010 12:01PM
Get ready for marshal law and the elections to be suspended so this piece of
trash can become our dictator in chief.
