woberto Report This Comment Date: January 15, 2025 08:34AM
pulse Report This Comment Date: January 15, 2025 09:54AM
Hawaiian was funnier because I've never heard of a Californian pizza.
woberto Report This Comment Date: January 19, 2025 05:44AM
Yeah and Hawaii fires killed 10 times more people and hundreds more homes were
lost.
But nobody remembers 2023 that was like ages ago man.
pulse Report This Comment Date: January 19, 2025 09:32AM
I remember it as if it were yesterday. My story begins in
dickety-dickety-three. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our
word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six
miles. After COVID, it got kinda quiet, 'til Superman challenged MrBeast to a
race around the world. MrBeast beat him by a furlong, or so the comic books
would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between. Back then, we
called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage
"super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish
lunchbox."
Anyway, I digress. This was when I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I
needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what
they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was
the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days,
nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter,
you'd say. Ah, there's an interesting story behind that nickel. In 2020, I
remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set
the toaster to three: medium brown. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important
thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They
didn't have white onions because of COVID. The only thing you could get was
those big yellow ones.
Anon - not logged in Report This Comment Date: January 19, 2025 11:26PM
Pulse, what are you on and is it legal?
The last Kaiser was Willie with the moustache and that was back in the 1910's.
Now I get it, you're that old.
