Mrkim Report This Comment Date: May 25, 2020 12:53PM
Just 2 enterprising dudes out to score a Darwin Award ... and well on their way
Years ago on my morning drive to work, creepin along at a leisurely 25mph or so
in the middle lane, my manual transmission started to seize up. Tried gettin
over to the shoulder but in Dallas traffic usin your blinker just means "No
way I'm lettin you over fucker!".
Wound up stranded in the middle lane with all the other traffic havin to split
around me. Turns out I instantly achieved lots of new friends as everyone began
to honk their horns and gesticulate wildly as they passed.
Not lookin to score a Darwin myself I just sat in the truck and waited the LONG
45 mins for a cop and a wrecker to finally show up
