pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2011 02:20AM

taco short of a combination plate...
his elevator doesn't go to the top floor..
his dog doesn't hunt...
if brains were bird-shit, he'd have a clean cage...

Onyma Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2011 02:40AM

Couple fries short of a Happy Meal.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2011 07:50AM

Not the sharpest tool in the shed (but still a tool!)

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2011 11:28AM

The lights are on, but all too obviously there's no one home (headexplode)

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2011 02:03PM

can't get right

GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: October 30, 2011 09:01PM

A couple of cans short of a six pack.
A couple of sheep short in the top paddock.