BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 03:25PM

I hear sirens.

ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 06:55PM

Yeah...about four or five sirens

quasi Report This Comment
Date: August 01, 2011 08:59PM

Yeah, it keeps poppin' up, but it is pretty funny.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 12:55AM

He's a wobber! And a wapist!

woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 01:20AM

Woberto is not amused by your making fun of speech impediments.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 01:26AM

Oldest I can find

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 01:34AM

Shouldn't it be Wobewto then?

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 01:47AM

i thought it was "impeckermints".

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 01:51AM

I thought it was peech inspediments, oonerspisms and pothibwy dislex-uh-sydexli-uhm-spidslexi-oh-nevermind.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 04:01AM

You're both desssspicable.

quasi Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 09:08AM

Looks like you made a lisp of your grievences, woberto.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 02, 2011 09:56PM

pulse Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 09:50AM

[trumpets]

CROWD: [cheering]

PILATE: People of Jewusalem!

CROWD: [chuckling]

PILATE: Wome is your fwiend.

CROWD: [laughing]

PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.

CROWD: [laughing]

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Whom would you have me welease?

BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger!

CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!

CROWD: [cheering]

CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.

PILATE: What?

CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.

PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'!

CROWD: Ohhhhh!

BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?

CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!

PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?

CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.

PILATE: Are they... wagging me?

CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!

GUARD #3: [chuckling]

PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!

CROWD: [laughing]

CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.

PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?

CENTURION: Sorry, sir.

PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'--

GUARD #1: [chuckle]

PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?

BOB: He's a wobber!

CROWD: [laughing]

MAN: And a wapist!

CROWD: [laughing]

WOMAN: And a pickpocket!

CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...

PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.

PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir.

PILATE: Samson?

CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty- seven seers from--

BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!

CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh.

PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus.

BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus...

CROWD: [laughing]

BIGGUS: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and...

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 11:45AM

I want my 2 minutes back!

pulse Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 11:59AM

It's Monty Python! Life of Brian! You .. you .. argh!

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 01:34PM

You guyth awe wewentwethwy thavage. Weve poow Woberwto awone!

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 07:20PM

pulse .... I wouldn't care if it was Dave Barry, that stuff was a mental nightmare to navigate, which lead me to ponder a bit further.

In watchin and listening to the above dialogue unfold in "The Life of Brian" it happens in problee less than a minute or 2 and is easily digestible. Conversely, reading it instead was laborious and much more difficult as my brain went through mental contortions trying to dissect and consume the exact same data.

I've seen the tests and can personally validate the findings that show we can easily reprocess total incorrect spellings, even multitudes of 'em easily and read such stuff at almost the same speed as statements that are 100% correct, I did not however have anywhere near the same capacity in tryin to read the above as my brain kept tryin to re-process the info presented into something that made sense.

Inya osingclay, ometimesay itsyah oremay inhay owhay omethingsay isyay eprintedsay atthay akesmay ethey iferrenceday inhay owhay itsyah omprehendedcay





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2011 07:26PM by Mrkim.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: August 03, 2011 10:24PM

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

pulse Report This Comment
Date: August 04, 2011 01:54AM

[www.youtube.com]

The problem with all the stuff on youtube is it all sounds like ass..

and you really need to watch the movie the whole way through

but anyway

VEWY WEWW! I SHAWW.. WELEASE BWIAN!

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: August 04, 2011 04:12AM

Uhhhh .... I have that movie. Thanks for the link anyway

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 04, 2011 03:57PM

I thought the Monty Python movies were hilarious when I was younger. Now the memories of them are funnier than the actual movies are and I wonder how the hell they ever talked anyone into funding them in the 1st place. The same is true of a lot of things I used to like.

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: August 04, 2011 10:30PM

I feel same way about alotta moovies Blah, "Blazing Saddles" is a perfect example.

Strangely enough though I still dig the hell outta The Three Stooges and the Marx Bros. movies, those are timelessly funny

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: August 05, 2011 02:08PM

Agreed. That is why they are classics.