quasi Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 09:20PM

If Santa and Jesus got in a fight, who would win?

PrOpHeT Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 09:34PM

The fictional people in my head already fight enough, why must you instigate further...

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quasi Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 10:39PM

I just do what the voices tell me.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 11:46PM

Jesus'd be too busy trying to get Santa to divulge who his 3 ho's were. Santa taking absolute advantage of this character flaw runs Jesus over with his were-reindeer. Jesus then,(being the "miracle worker" he "was", shoots Santa with the old lightning bolts from the ass trick, forgetting completely that Santa had his lightning rod strap-on on, (he's no fool).
Jesus frowns. Santa dances a jig. and the were-reindeer all get nekid and let the elves hump 'em.

the end

brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 11:52PM

Jesua VS Santa South Park pilot
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Onyma Report This Comment
Date: July 08, 2009 11:53PM

Jesus and Santa fought in the pilot episode of South Park. IIRC Santa was getting his ass beat. I would have put $20 on Santa to finish it though.

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Edit: dammit, beat by a minute



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/07/2009 11:54PM by Onyma.

Thanatos Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2009 03:28AM

The Tooth Fairy would kick both their asses and then eat them raw...

woberto Report This Comment
Date: July 09, 2009 04:58AM

I like the futurama version.