We are fucked
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Date: April 02, 2009 12:10AM
Barack Jesus didn't waste any time delivering on the change he had promised to bring to Washington. Within two weeks he had alienated both the right with his orders to close Gitmo and allow 9/11 bombers to become Americunts, and the left with many of his cabinet appointments, his vow to continue extraordinary renditions (because WE DO NOT TORTURE! we just send them places that do) and get the troops on the first flight home from Iraq (with a two year lay-over in Afghanistan).
He then pissed off most of the people who voted for him by announcing he would sell China the parts of America they don't already own and give the billions to the asshole Jew bankers who helped Armenians bring the global economy to its knees by providing them unlimited amounts of credit to go with their food stamps and welfare.
He is currently trying to pass a stimulus package that would provide substantial investment for alternative energy, causing great butthurt to climate-change deniers & sore-loser Republicans who feel that this is big-government spending that will usher in a new era of socialism in America. Obama tried persuading the American sheeple by spinning it as vital for national security and economic recovery before going into the usual tree-hugging bullshit. This was passed by the Senate and will work as follows:
Create 5 million new green collar jobs.
Introduce a carbon cap-and-trade system.
Increase investment in solar, wind & biomass energy.
?????
PROFIT!
However, much to the delight of conspiracy-theorist Paultards everywhere, Ron Paul has spoken out against this package saying it will turn this economic recession into a depression:
madmex2000
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Date: April 02, 2009 12:16AM
Good ,the more you don't like ,the more i do. Means he doing his job. Go back to your trailer and let us evil aliens take over.
muhahahaah...
Today the EArth ,tommorow your Uranus.
You suck
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Date: April 02, 2009 12:21AM
madmex2000 you suck
dv8
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Date: April 02, 2009 12:38AM
no thanks, i'll wait for the real one
PostMaster
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Date: April 02, 2009 04:43AM
Why do Conservatives constantly call Obama "The Messiah" and then tell everyone that it's Liberals who call him that?
DoneGone
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Date: April 02, 2009 10:29AM
Why do Obama bashers put so much work into making so many ridiculous images and apocalypse shouting statements?
jgoins
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Date: April 02, 2009 12:05PM
"Why do Obama bashers put so much work into making so many ridiculous images and apocalypse shouting statements?"
Maybe it's because that is what he is bringing about.
fossil_digger
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Date: April 02, 2009 03:03PM
people call him the messiah because that's what the librals think they elected. i think they thought they elected Will Smith or some bullshit.
jgoins
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Date: April 03, 2009 10:53AM
They thought they elected Hancock.
ToucanSam
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Date: April 03, 2009 08:25PM
It's full of pork.
Liberal
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Date: April 04, 2009 01:56AM
Who is depicting and calling him Jesus?
jgoins
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Date: April 04, 2009 10:24AM
You all supported him like you thought he was a God.
