90130_ Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 06:30AM

Landing strips for gay aliens. [www.youtube.com]

Thanks, pro.

GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 11:03AM

I thought that with Nascar Lines there were usually two of them in parallel, they were black and ended just less than a car length from a concrete wall!

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 12:45PM

90130

90130_ Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 04:45PM

Right next to the big Budweiser semi-truck on the infield, GAK.

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 10:19PM

you know that carnival that comes to town every year?
well this year it came with a ride called the mixer.
the man said "keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times."
but bill jr., he was a daredevil, just like his old man.
he was leaning out saying "hey everbody, look at me, look at me"
pow! he was decapitated.
they found his head over by the snowcone concession

90130_ Report This Comment
Date: November 01, 2008 10:51PM

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"


So fk'n hilarious..that takes me back 25 years.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2008 10:56PM by 90130_.