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Date: October 08, 2007 09:06AM
You fuckin' monkey! Where the hell did you find that?
Wait! I know, I posted this thing a couple of years ago! PULL OVER ASSHOLE!
Jesus definitely knows his dogs. Springer Spaniels, man. They're the greatest.
Mrkim
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Date: October 08, 2007 09:48AM
The ole peanut butter trick .... works every time. And ... doggie gets a creamy treat at the end too Woohoooooooo
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/10/2007 09:48AM by Mrkim.
90130_
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Date: October 08, 2007 09:55AM
From the popularity of the stained glass image above, we have continued to search for little known religious art which may interest our visitors. This second image was found behind the plaster in the workshop wall of Sandro Botticelli. There is a similar painting in the Sistine Chapel without the spaniel. Art scholars believe that this was the original painting destined for the Sistine Chapel but rejected by Pope Sixtus IV della Rovere. Scholars say that in this painting, Jesus shows his love for Peter by letting him walk his dog.
quasi
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Date: October 09, 2007 04:01AM
Walk the dog? Did Jesus have a yoyo too? Damn! Oops, I mean DARN! Could he make it go to sleep? Duh, what was I thinking, of course the Son of God could make His yoyo sleep, probably while walking on water.
I used to walk on water when I was a kid. I lived up north and every winter the lakes would freeze over and........
I tried to turn water into wine once too. I wonder if my buddy Jack ever got his sight back?
HoofHearted
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Date: October 09, 2007 09:08PM
Jesus never had long hair.
Mrkim
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Date: October 09, 2007 10:47PM
Hmmm ... I'd be interested in anyone who would take a stab at proving Jesus of Nazareth ever even lived at all ...... with long OR short hair. Historians from that period seem to have totally omitted any mentions of "The King of the Jews" which certainly seems odd to say the least.
"Faith" was a song by George Michaels and such concepts hold no power without empirical backing to bring them into the realm of something a song title by Jeff Beck called "Truth"
Just for fun, the same challenge above applies for Buddha, Allah, Mohammad any whatever other saviour/prophet one can name. Come on zealots, here's your call to duty !!!!!
fossil_digger
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Date: October 09, 2007 11:33PM
it has been proven that there was a jesus of nazereth as well as pontious (sp) pilot, but not that that jesus was the one in question.
fossil_digger
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Date: October 09, 2007 11:41PM
this is a good site to check out:
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www.bible-history.com]
Mrkim
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Date: October 10, 2007 03:40AM
Hadn had a chance to hit those links yet fossil, but here's one I bet you might just take issue with too.
I would REALLY like to know how the Christians can find scientific backing for their claims of the earth only being 6,000yrs old ? Anyone who can stand as a Christian and tackle that argument while maintaining plausibility would sure be doin a pretty fancy jig
fossil_digger
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Date: October 10, 2007 04:52AM
that arguement always pisses 'em off.
fossil_digger
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Date: October 10, 2007 04:59AM
christian-science monitor now theres an oxy-moron.
quasi
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Date: October 10, 2007 07:11AM
I understand and agree with your frustrations about "Christians" and I agree with you even though I consider myself a Christian. Main stream "Christians" have twisted the message of Christ so much to their own ends it's sickening. Blind faith without reason and literal belief in everything in the Bible is ridiculous but worst of all is the belief of so many that think their belief makes them better than people of other religions or homosexuals or porn stars or whatever. At the risk of sounding like some latter day hippie, Jesus, whether real or fictional, is about peace, love and tolerance, something many people who think they are Christians are in short supply of.
That said, the peace, love and tolerance end when people start hurting other people; then it's time for the strong to defend themselves and help the weak and put a quick end to those whose mission it is to bring pain and suffering. I'd love nothing more than a world without violence and war, I think that's what any reasonable person of any faith or no faith at all hopes for, but evil exists in the world so good people will always be needed to fight that evil, not for the sake of any religion but for the sake of all mankind.
Mrkim
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Date: October 10, 2007 11:10AM
Except for the Christian stance quasi, we are in absolute agreement
BTW, the 1st go round old hippies cut their hair to avoid the hassle, but the 2nd go around we began to loose it altoghether, huh bro
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90130_
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Date: October 10, 2007 11:45AM
Well, at least Jesus knows his dogs.
Placelowerplace
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Date: October 10, 2007 07:05PM
Jesus and Pals!
Placelowerplace
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Date: October 11, 2007 12:04AM
Hey those guys in the back are they doing the YMCA theme? Is that Socrate giving rover over to Jesus? Maybe it's Plato to the left of there.
