Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 06, 2007 05:16PM

She's lookin' at her gear and thinkin' "Man, have I got a big dick,er what?"

tuna taco? Pass the sausage please Report This Comment
Date: March 06, 2007 05:33PM

Vaginas great, I mean where would we be without them, right? But I wouldn't want to put my penis in one, ew!

yum Report This Comment
Date: March 06, 2007 08:45PM

A couple years ago, when I was in college I used to go to female impersonator beauty pageant and make my oral skills known to the (very) pretty girls at the show. Word of my abilities spread faster and wider than my ass cheeks on a Saturday night....hell a Wednesday night for that matter. It is all in the tongue and throat.....none of this hand job while kissing her head. "Look no hands!" I was quite the innovator having cum up with many oral techniques like "Minty Fresh" (Altoids in my mouth), the Ice CREAM Cone, The Protein Geyser and the Brown Eye French Kiss (a.k.a. as The Rim Shot). Later, I suggested to the "girls" we have a blind taste test, where it was my job (I love my work!) to put each girl in my mouth, eyes closed, identify her by length, girth, circumcised (or not), flavor and consistency of her milk. They were always amazed at my accuracy. Practice, practice, practice!