Anonymous B. Correct Report This Comment Date: December 11, 2006 10:45PM
Buff-A, Jody-A, where are YOU?
(muffled): You're sitting on us you fatass doink, uh, I mean Mr. French......
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: December 11, 2006 11:00PM
ahahahaha.... yes!!! this is what i wanted to see... dude, you fuckin' rule!
most of these bitches would be too uptight about this shit but you did it!any
stupid shit you want me to do, i will try my best to do...
quasi Report This Comment Date: December 11, 2006 11:02PM
You're a whore, shaDEz, stay away from me.
Placelowerplace Report This Comment Date: December 11, 2006 11:09PM
JESUS CHRISTMAS!
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: December 11, 2006 11:17PM
hey Santa looks just like that Quasi dude
quasi Report This Comment Date: December 11, 2006 11:36PM
This job sucks. Ever see what happens when a reindeer takes a dump when you're
flyin' through the air behind him? Tim Allen can have this crap.
Oh Sweet Jesus, not again. Would somebody please come get me unstuck out of this
chimney? Bring a crane.
quasi Report This Comment Date: December 11, 2006 11:54PM
OK, shaDEz, I'm sorry. You can help me clean the reindeer shit out of my beard.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 12:33AM
Ha Ha... Santa Quas... good one.
But what is up with the backdrop? Looks like a tropical shower curtain.
quasi Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 02:04AM
DING! DING! DING! DING!
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 02:42AM
I've seen enough. Check, please!
90130_ Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 03:13AM
Little Johnny's Letter to Santa
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I
would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the
beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I
asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a
football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I
the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not
going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that
behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my
neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street.
There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE
LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE
FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE
WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS
IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET
SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T
LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL
FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE
THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE
NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU
PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I
CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO
WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!
Sincerely, Johnny
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 06:44AM
Great picture Quasi.
To me the look in your eye says exactly what the caption says.
5 stars!
90130_ Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 08:02AM
Great one, Quasi. I hope you didn't take the cut 'n paste I posted above wrong.
That one's been in circulation all over the web this time of year.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 09:04AM
Great Pic Quasi! 5 Stars!
alterego Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 11:18AM
Well done friend.
shaDEz Report This Comment Date: December 12, 2006 06:42PM
shiat... i'm the whore? everyone is a fucking whore! but i will never clean
reindeer shit out your beard... guess i'll get some in my stocking now since i
had to be all bad ass and talk to santa this way lol
so lemme ask you this one thing... when i was six and i asked for that power
wheels you didn't deliver... wtf? you came thru for my younger bro ten years
later... i left you whiskey and all my bro ever left ya were fucking milk and
cookies... how in the hell is milk in cookies gonna keep ya warm when you flyin'
thru the sky in the middle of winter? i know i'm almost thirty, and i drive a
real car now, but i want my damn power wheels! and i need a ps3 too, to make up
for the delay... aight? i give you whiskey again okay?
-nic
PostMaster Report This Comment Date: December 13, 2006 07:43PM
Santa is a pervert.
He see you when you're sleeping, you know.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: December 14, 2006 06:36PM
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy
in the world for everybody!
Love,Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and
daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do
you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who
rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some
nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a
pony and a tuba.
Love,Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love,Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in
the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your
friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give them a
slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most
of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and
squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps
table.
Santa,
P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.
Long Dong Claus,
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in
the song?
Love,Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your
house.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could
I have one? Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work
with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your
ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent,
ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
quasi Report This Comment Date: December 14, 2006 11:17PM
So your the one who's been stealing the mail out of my mailbox.
kirsty_uk Report This Comment Date: December 15, 2006 04:07PM
LOVE IT! you just look like the real thing. BRILL
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: December 15, 2006 05:35PM
lmao quas! i thought you could relate.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: December 15, 2006 05:59PM
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
kirsty_uk Report This Comment Date: December 15, 2006 07:55PM
Trust you fossil. But its good. HEHE
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: October 12, 2010 12:17AM
Definately one of my all time favs!
