aDCBeast Report This Comment Date: November 22, 2005 07:51PM
Tribucian
There is no elected government by ALL of the people in Iraq. That is why there
is a civil war going on.
The US is not at war with Terrorists. That is a myth to sell this military
action to the american public. Consider yourself suckered.
Islamist Fascism does have an ideology. That is who the US wants to eliminate.
However, when you act like a fascist nation (the US) in foreign policy it is
hard to take you seriously.
Islamist fascism is simliar to christian evangelism but no one is trying to
scorch the earth of those assholes.
Tribucian Report This Comment Date: November 23, 2005 02:07AM
Ring Ring
"Hello France. Yes, this is Donald Rumsfield. Yes that's right. Anyway, I
understand you're having some problem with terriorist. No? They were who? Did
any of them look like radicals? Well, our information says otherwise, so be
expecting American troops arriving from Germany, Kosovo, and Iraq to protect you
from this threat to Democracy. Yes, I can tell you are overly excited, but no
thanks are required. Good bye."
Ring Ring "Hello Condi, this is Don. I just finished talking to France.
They seemed very enthusiastic. Yes. By the way, what does "Merde"
mean?"
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 23, 2005 05:52AM
beast these are examples of the people in your 58% poll"(On September 17,
1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
--Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
And . .
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman