Oh! Well y'all just line up at my front door and blow me, will ya? I'm Mr. agreeable who takes time out of my busy day to comment on all of your silly posts. I haven't crossed anyone here 'cept the usual tweaks who make it a point to be incendiary and fuck with whosoever doesn't agree with their skewed conspiracy bullshit or far left nutjob political rants... Hell, I even put up with yo
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Yeah, that's just fine, Orlando. I'm not the fucking guy who goes to ROSS dress for less to buy horizontially striped polo shirts. And you're fuckin' proud of it too! I've seen your closet, dude. Now think of what you're doing to those poor kids of yours makin' 'em wear that shit too! Keep it up and I'll tell "POOKIE"
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HEY! Fuck you guys. WTF did I do to rank up there with Madmex?
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I feel violated too.
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Just don't buy a Pontiac; Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
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No worries, man. That's what warrantees are for. Hopefully they've fixed it and it won't give you any more serious trouble.
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Eh.
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zzzzzz.
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Post something controversial or provocative first. That seems to bring 'em out real fast.
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Oh christ. More golf bores.... Hi Lexx, welcome aboard. Portland Oregon, "A lot like hell, only it rains here". Quasi, sorry to hear about the nasty weather over there, must be a bitch to have to rebuild and start over every couple of years or so. Last winter, high winds knocked over my lawn chairs and got pine needles all over my car.
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Oh for chrissakes, will you two get a room?
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Aliens walk and live among us. California has the highest concentration of 'em.
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Hahaha...good one, quasi.
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Subject: The difference between Men and Women Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie: she accepts: they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again, they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And t
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Actually, I have a funny story to share. Here in Portland, there's a downtown area referred to by the locals as "Faggot Alley." It's a busy street next to the ball stadium, with restaurants, bars, and nightclubs that cater to all the nancies and their subversive culture. In the midst of all this, there's a seafood restaurant that's been around for a hundred years, having their
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Hmmm, I'll just have to take your word on that one. A little bit 'o Crocodile Dundee, eh?
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Huh? Please elaborate.
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They need to be shot!
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I'm getting quite tired of seeing pics of these ugly butt-rangers. I know that this is an open forum, and people can (within tasteful limits) post whatever they like, but this shit is bordering on spam. Time to delete/ban 'em. My 2 pennies worth, after taxes.
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A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then sa
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Oh, for Christ's sake.
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Yeah, but largely being ignored. After all, how far can you carry on about coffee or tea?
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Thanks, shaDEz. Being a proficient smartass was always one of my goals in life.
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Yeah, you can bolt a trailer hitch on it so you can haul around a backup car like a Toyota Camry.
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Sorry for shouting in my opening post. I've been dying to try out the nifty colors, font sizes and italics. The smiley things are pretty cool, too.
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LMFAO. That's a hell of a thing to add in the voting choices when looking for a new car! Of course someone's gonna vote "go fuck yourself!" This wouldn't be plus613 if everyone were nice, now would it? Seriously, get the Toyota. I'm a career mechanic and can tell you that you'll have little trouble with either a Honda Accord or Toyota Camry. Misery in the form of many recalls and poor s
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Careful, Pro. A stand up comedian (I can't remember whom) once said;The more complicated the drink order, the bigger the asshole!
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The last time I killed someone, I had way too much coffee. Now I take it easy 'cause I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Depends, really. English breakfast or orange pekoe spice tea is great when I have shortbread biscuits or home made Italian biscotti at hand. Another favorite is a scratch brewed chai. A good cup of coffee in the morning with a substantial breakfast does just fine too, but none of that over-roasted, over-rated Starbucks mud. I'd rather drink a nice cup of Folger's brewed in my 40 year old Corningw
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