A lonely old woman,aged 70,decided that it was time to get married,she put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAN WANTED!MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),MUST NOT BEAT ME,MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.On the second day she heard the doorbell.Much to her dismay,she opened the door to see a grey haired gentleman with no arms or legs
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good one fossil
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Lets change that to beheaded instead of shot!
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The dolphins are in first place,get used to it fossil!Every monday morning when you wake up and open the sports page thats where you will see my dolphins.Oh by the way whoever voted for the sorry patriots should be shot
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Macgyver definately!As for anonymous are you still jealous shadez can go into porn anytime he wants,and you have to wait for your mommy to go to work.
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The tigers?You must be thinking of baseball or college football!
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To chicken to bet me i see!Hmmm lets see know.......wait a minute lets bet on week two i think i got a good one dallas@MIAMI We will go by the vegas line or are you too chicken?
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Dont be jealous fossil
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Been in my favorites for a while now.I appreciate the thought though
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I nominate pro j for wanker of the year
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LOL
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Good one pj Made me laugh,i'll give you a 8.5
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Very interesting,still dont believe it though.
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Was drunk and i was trying to type in porn and some how i hit plus
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Now it stopped on page twelve.Every time i comment my last comment on page twelve disappears.
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Now i remember you guys were talking about this several months ago.Just another hoax,nothing will happen in 2012 just like 2000
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Gotta disagree this video sucks
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Damn fossil are we the only football fans on this website?
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Nope,waiting on you for the links.It's friday fossil just want to relax!
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Funny guy
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Im waiting fossil,where are the links?
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I like youre sense of humor!
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I cant wait to make the trip to texas,now im gonna beat you by five strokes for that comment
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I guess we will find out!Dallas @ Miami week 2
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If dallas had a consistent quarterback then maybe they would be a contender.I just dont know if romo is the awnser.
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Why 2012
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Couldnt resist,and it only took two minutes
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Yes,fossil this is the year of the dolphin!
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Everybody can vote except for fossil,we all know what he's going to say
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quasi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My dick is a log, you dipshit. Lol!
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