A lonely old woman,aged 70,decided that it was time to get married,she put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAN WANTED!MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),MUST NOT BEAT ME,MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.On the second day she heard the doorbell.Much to her dismay,she opened the door to see a grey haired gentleman with no arms or legs
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