The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says
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Looks like the same jackass put about 27 pages on the porn side too. He must be very proud. Too bad all that effort wasn't put into something constructive.
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Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' * * * * * * * * *
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Who the hell said you could use my image?
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VALENTINE, Neb. (AP) — A man dubbed the "Butt Bandit" for making greasy imprints of his nether parts on windows in the north-central Nebraska city of Valentine has been sentenced to more than a year in jail. Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott says police caught 35-year-old Thomas Larvie in the act on Nov. 19. Scott says Larvie was sentenced Thursday to 13 ½ months in jail after bei
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Does this mean that fossil_digger is a fossil that digs?
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Prolly should go in unsuitable images, huh?
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Ooh, ooh, I wanna porn613 thong!
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It means blow your horn at the dillweed on the cellphone in front of you who's just sitting there ignoring the traffic light when it's time to go.
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A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up. He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me
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once again proving that God does have a sense of humor
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And my spelling is terrible today, too!
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Then get your ass over to the "What are you listenin' to" thraed, your in the wrong place.
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with a bat in every hand
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Santa Claus, 'cause he never brings me what I want and now, in a cruel twist of fate, in my middle age I've even come to look like the dirty bastard so I see him every time I look in the mirror. No good rotten fucker!
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'til I watched this clip I never realized how much Rosie O'Donnel looks like Lou Costello. Sorry, Lou.
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No, he's on first.
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That's what he's askin', what is the name of the guy on first?
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polo!
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Damn, there's an echo in here.
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John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair Reached for the after shave. Obama was quick to stop him s
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.
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Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph… Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph
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Number One Idiot of 2007 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation hap
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I have IE and I can save with no problem, just have to name 'em and I change the file format to jpg to reduce it's size. Not a big deal. Pehaps placelowerplace has to find a planehigherplane in order to be one with plus.
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What a coincidence! I remember the 70s........just.
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I remember those manhandler commercials but never had to do the old duck and cover, probably because the schools I went to were practically on Wright-Patterson Air Force base and everyone figured it would've been a waste of time 'cause we were as good as dead.
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Welcome to the 21st century tower of Babel, a technologically advanced house of cards. Y'all are makin' me very nervous. And nauseous.
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