If by "entertained" you mean going out for a cup of coffee and a newspaper while a pic downloads, you've done enough.
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Yeah, I've been taking a few days to get an idea of my baseline of normal usage and the other night I couldn't sleep so used the dialup at the odd hour of the night so as not to skew my findings. Man did that suck. Even when it's shows little or no siganal the broadband absolutely kicks dialup's ass. And, so far, my usage is well within my limits. I think I've got a winner.
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I was back on dialup for a little while yesterday and it seemed normal. Been working great with my broadband.
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No idea if this is for real, I doubt it, but I love it. This, apparently is a letter received by the Canadian Passport Office, from an irate Newfoundlander attempting to renew his passport. Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Bell-Alliant has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a friggin satellite dish
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Works every time.
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from
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Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?" No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,
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It's called suicide by cop.
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Better throw some cold water on her. Then it'll be time to jump ship.
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My wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm still looking for a place to live…
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I check to see what's new every time I'm on the site, which is way too often. 613 has become part of my OCD.
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A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job. The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?" "I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man. Fu
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over & handed the girl a £10 ticket for a safety fine. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad & next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the ba
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Thinking on your feet.... A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce . The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he f
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Actually, I wasn't logged in on the porn side. I'll have to see if that makes a difference. Yep, it made a difference.
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Same thing for me, p_j. And on the porn side, every page has two thumbs that have been Xd.
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Yeah, but did you ever try to walk with a couple of them on your feet?
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You guys buy & build new equipment the way chicks buy shoes & clothes. I was just watching an episode of the original "Hawaii Five-0". You should see the computers they've got. Their clothes are way out of style,too........but it's still a good show. PUNCH CARDS RULE!
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It's cool, I know that's not where you were goin' but some folks get to thinkin' they have to follow despite the consequences. Keepin' up with the Joneses is a dangerous ambition from which I try to abstain.
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Kim, I've been pondering what you replied to me about my statement "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." I like you and respect you a lot, and this isn't meant personally, but the thirst for things that are bigger, better, and faster is a large part of the reason our economy is in the toilet now thanks to peoples' willingness to borrow money to have those things and the lenders' stupidity
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably m
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Man and wife sitting in room, he says to her, "Just so u no, I never want 2 live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, pull the plug." Wife gets up, unplugs tv and throws out all his beer
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After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand. He nervously asks,'Is this your husband?''No, silly,' she replies, 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, 'Is it your your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured. 'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he
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A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband and she says "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"...Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"..She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine."
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I heard Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" on the radio in the car a little while ago. Now why did that make me wonder what fossil_digger is up to?
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been lo
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It's workin' now.
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Uh-oh, now ya broke it. Was fine a couple of hours ago but now we're doin' the red x.
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Prehistoric internet connection; what's that? I'm running at a blazing 41.2kbps right now.
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