Yeah, we might get frost here Monday & Tuesday nights. I've lived here 33 years and the coldest I've seen it was 25F or 26F. Saw snow flurries once 24 years ago.
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You live too far south, pulse. I live at a latitude comparable to the Brisbane area - bet it can get rather warm & humid there as it does here six or seven months of the year. Definitely use the AC a lot, as recently as a couple of days ago.
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When I refuse to turn on the heat to save electricity, the fingers of my right hand get really cold while working my computer's mouse.
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One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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New for 2014………………… Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how t
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It drowned in Biscayne Bay and drifted out to sea.
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Better pack a bag, Kim.
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No worries. Anything I can do to assist just let me know.
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At the risk of getting in over my head and making a trip to a place I have no desire to go, it's about a two and a half or three hour drive from me. How can I help?
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Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.
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I think was a Mustang pony.
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Blowed up REAL good.
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I think MrKim broke the gallery page with his garden party.
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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with th
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WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH MT. VERNON, TEXAS ... WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE! Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamo
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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip
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Maybe he's gone deep undercover for the Texas Rangers.
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Emily Post says that if your server farts or belches you don't have to tip.
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SIMPLE TRUTH #1 Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH #2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job". Moral of the st
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It wasn't really a concern, just bustin' your chops a little, pulse. No worries. We appreciate what your doing just by having the site.
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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it! I'm scared! I think I'm going crazy! 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'. 'How much do yo
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Yeah, I take the pills, but maybe I should see about using the real deal somehow. Maybe start my own little lab out in the shed producing "Quasi's Anti-Prostate Potion".
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Are you kidding, that shit grows wild all over here. Hell, I've got some in my front yard.
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That was so scary I pissed myself. Or maybe my prostate is acting up.
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And three days wait just to hear an ambiguous reply from customer service.
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Odd glitch first thing this morning (here). New comments balloon not appearing on an image I recently posted ( ) on the gallery page but did appear on the "my image comments" page.
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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a st
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Great! Thanks! It was really boring staring at the blank screen all day.
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I was unable to view the site for about 10 hours today. First it was just a plain white screen then an "unable to display" error message.
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