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I'm not an American football fan, not a sports fan at all for that matter, but had to pass this one along for some of the guys here. A Pittsburgh Steelers fan is drinking in a Dallas bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Pittsburgh
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Bob walked into a bar at 9:58 P.M., sat down next to a blonde at the bar and looked up at the TV. The 10 P.M. news was just coming on and a news crew was covering a story of a man preparing to jump off a ledge of a tall building. The blonde leaned over to Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I think he will." The blonde replied, "Well I be
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Why does this thread remind me of Junior High School? I never was one for popularity/notoriety contests. I don't hate anybody on this site, though there are some who are annoying at times. I even miss aDCbeast though he was the most annoying of all. Hope he's OK; sounds like the prison at Guantanamo is a real bitch and he may be taking it hard (pun intended).
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Any idea where I can get a DVD of this program - I've got the dark ages of dial up here and I'd really like to check this out.
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'cause some weasel dick jerk off only gives pics a one
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To me this PC and the internet are tools. I use them to find out things, stay in contact with friends and family, and collect photos, which is what brought me to this site in the first place. As with any advanced tool these things are subject to breakdowns and screwups, so I don't trust them too much, but they are interesting and useful when working properly. I don't do chat rooms or myspace or a
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Ho, ho, ho!
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I get the same thing as pro_junior. I've also had a problem just connecting to the site lately - The first time I try it almost fully connects then just stops with 2 or 3 items remaining. I have to end the program then connect a second time and it completes the process. I'm one of those backwards heathens who has IE and a dialup connection but haven't had these problems in the past. In fact, they
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Rate your tits? OK.
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Hi, I'm quasi and I'm an addict.
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Did I get a promotion? Why didn't anybody tell me?
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>>> HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. >>> >>> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to >>> bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the >>> garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. >>> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but >>>
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Friends will rip you up too. Then there's the self mutilators like me.
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I have raised four kids, ages 25,24,19, and 17. The older two I shared custody of with their mother. The younger two I've raised on my own since their mom died 15 years ago. They're all law abiding citizens with jobs. My hat's off to you for raising your own four kids, I know from experience how difficult it can be, but you're not as unique or special or whatever it is you think you are. You tak
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My foot hurts.
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SkullandChains, you're whacked, dude. Are there suggestive pictures left posted on this site? Yeah. Are there girls in bikinnis on this site? Duh. Are thhose girls private parts showing? Well, I just went back through a weeks worth of pages and the only actual frontal nudity I saw was in a cartoon. The real nudity is in your own little mind which, if it considers a pretty girl's naked tush as see
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument > about who was > better on the computer. They had been going at it > for days, and frankly God > was tired of hearing all the bickering. > > > > Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had > enough. I am > going to set up a test that will run for two hours, > and from those > results, I
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my
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You guys are puttin' me to sleep with this thread. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Maybe a little bit of work & waste of paper, but while someone else is trying to think of an "easy" way to do it, I'll have it done.
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