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14 years ago
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Sounds like the post office box is currently the only alternative. You're bound to get some weird stuff, and exchange rates would have to be dealt with, but what else is there?
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14 years ago
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I think they need to get their own acid bath.
Forum: Everything else / general chatter
14 years ago
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A letter from Senator Bob. After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John McCain for President. I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone because some political party was telling me who I should vote for. We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words &q
Forum: Politics
14 years ago
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!' Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.' Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?' Sally replied, 'No... salty!' Mom fainted
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14 years ago
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Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise a
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14 years ago
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I agree with plp. Porn is easy to find elsewhere but plus613 is unique and special. I really (sob, sniffle, sniffle) love you guys.
Forum: plus613.net
14 years ago
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MrKim in '08!
Forum: Politics
14 years ago
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Ponderisms 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay B
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14 years ago
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From today's local newspaper: Motorcycle group ties up, hospitalizes man who tried to rob bar (Last updated: February 28, 2008 9:22 AM) SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- An armed robber picked the wrong target when he raided an Australian bar where a biker gang was holding a meeting. He ended up hog-tied and in a hospital. The man and an accomplice, wearing ski masks and waving machetes, st
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14 years ago
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After Chelsea returned from a first date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you?' Chelsea said, 'Not according to Dad'.
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14 years ago
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Not funny funny but funny strange. Strange we don't hear about these kinds of things. Purdy Interesting... A Tale of Two Houses House #1 A 20 room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms ) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool, a pool house, and a separate guest house, all heated by gas. In one month this residence consumes more energy than the average American household doe
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14 years ago
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The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity.' Wouldn't you like to give something back to your c
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14 years ago
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I plea
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14 years ago
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Lucy, you got some splainin to do.
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14 years ago
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Spanky Alpha! Hooh, hooh, that's a hot one! But my sister named the cat - is that kinky?
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14 years ago
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Spam, spam, eggs, spam, and spam.
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14 years ago
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Thanks for correcting me, p_j, but anything more than the actual replacement value of the pants is far to much.
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14 years ago
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How about the judge that tried to sue a drycleaner for five million dollars for losing his pants? At least that one got thrown out of court, but a judge? As stupid as some of this litigation is in western society, and it's pretty damned ridiculous, it's pale in comparison to sentencing a rape victim to lashes and jail time or the possibility of a death sentence for a British school teacher who i
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14 years ago
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I've never seen the film but I've always been a fan of the album "The Wall" and Pink Floyd in general. I caught a show on PBS the other night of David Gilmour performing at The Royal Albert Hall a couple of years ago and the guy is just phenominal.
Forum: Entertainment
14 years ago
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We got it, we're just ignoring you.
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14 years ago
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You can tuna casserole.
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14 years ago
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle regis
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14 years ago
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Thank you DK. I noticed tonight that the donation button is highlighted with yellow but when clicked upon still won't permit donations. Really wish I could help with funding.
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14 years ago
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I'm not having problems of this sort with any other sites, just the 613 sisters. I don't think my computer's broke so I'm not messing with it.
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14 years ago
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I can save thumbnails but not full sized pics although I can save full sized pics I just posted myself.
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14 years ago
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I'm getting it, too. Me thinks this sudden problem isn't with our OS as I've never had this problem with IE before. Could it be something similar to the red x menace?
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14 years ago
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358. Re: LINUX
TOKYO (AP) — NEC Corp. began worldwide sales today of a supercomputer it said will challenge leaders IBM Corp. and Cray Inc. NEC said its new SX-9 delivers peak processing performance of 839 teraflops. Each teraflop is a trillion calculations per second. The IBM BlueGene/L at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California is now No. 1 in the latest list of the world's 500 fastest su
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14 years ago
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359. Re: LINUX
I know, resistance is futile, yada, yada, yada........
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14 years ago
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Two hookers were walking down the street together one night when one of them says, "We're gonna make some good money tonight; I can smell dick in the air." The other one replied, "No, that was me. I just burped."
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