The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity.' Wouldn't you like to give something back to your c
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I plea
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Lucy, you got some splainin to do.
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Spanky Alpha! Hooh, hooh, that's a hot one! But my sister named the cat - is that kinky?
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Spam, spam, eggs, spam, and spam.
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Thanks for correcting me, p_j, but anything more than the actual replacement value of the pants is far to much.
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How about the judge that tried to sue a drycleaner for five million dollars for losing his pants? At least that one got thrown out of court, but a judge? As stupid as some of this litigation is in western society, and it's pretty damned ridiculous, it's pale in comparison to sentencing a rape victim to lashes and jail time or the possibility of a death sentence for a British school teacher who i
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We got it, we're just ignoring you.
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You can tuna casserole.
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle regis
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Raising kids
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Thank you DK. I noticed tonight that the donation button is highlighted with yellow but when clicked upon still won't permit donations. Really wish I could help with funding.
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I'm not having problems of this sort with any other sites, just the 613 sisters. I don't think my computer's broke so I'm not messing with it.
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I can save thumbnails but not full sized pics although I can save full sized pics I just posted myself.
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I'm getting it, too. Me thinks this sudden problem isn't with our OS as I've never had this problem with IE before. Could it be something similar to the red x menace?
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TOKYO (AP) — NEC Corp. began worldwide sales today of a supercomputer it said will challenge leaders IBM Corp. and Cray Inc. NEC said its new SX-9 delivers peak processing performance of 839 teraflops. Each teraflop is a trillion calculations per second. The IBM BlueGene/L at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California is now No. 1 in the latest list of the world's 500 fastest su
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I know, resistance is futile, yada, yada, yada........
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Two hookers were walking down the street together one night when one of them says, "We're gonna make some good money tonight; I can smell dick in the air." The other one replied, "No, that was me. I just burped."
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They won't be satisfied 'til they become cyborgs, digger.
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They're ba-ack. Am I gonna have to do another sacrifice?
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Thank you, oh plus613 gods. I knew a human sacrifice would work. I'm gonna miss that guy, though.
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Same thing on the other side.
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Just logged on here and I'm gettin' the red x when I click on any thumbnail. Was workin' fine early this morning. I'm dyin' for my plus613 fix, man. Ya gotta help me. YA JUST GOTTA HELP ME! God it hurts. IT HURTS, MAN! SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GET ME A FIX!
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Boy named Sue.
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Because he uses his real name in a world with so many idiots like you, anonymous, I think he's got a far bigger set of balls than you do. My real name is Paul. By your logic does that make me a saint or a pope? I've seen a guy in the local newspaper whose name is Doodles. That's his legal name. Does that mean he draws a lot? Who pissed in your Wheaties today, anyway? There might be a few
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I agree with you, Kim, if ever there was a case where the punishment should be the same as the crime, this is it. Maybe all murderers should be executed in the same way they killed their victims - that sounds like a more just way of doing things and might actually be a deterent.
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Could there be a punishment for this animal that would be considered cruel and unusual? MIAMI (AP) — A judge sentenced a man to death today, nearly nine years after he left a 5-year-old girl to be eaten alive by alligators in the Everglades and tried to kill her mother. Harrel Franklin Braddy, 58, attacked Shandelle Maycock and daughter Quatisha after he was released early from prison in
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to The party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
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Hi darlin', I'm relatively new here but you've got a great name.
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Boo fuckin' hoo, wt, you sound like one of my kids when I take the car away 'cause they've gone somewhere they shouldn't go. My car, my rules. Grow up, take your medicine, move on, and for God's sake learn how to spell and write, ya adolescent twit.
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